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Good evening, everybody,

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And welcome to
"whose line is it anyway?"

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On tonight's show...

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A wonderful vintage...
wayne brady.

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Full-bodied with a hint
of strawberries...

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Kathy greenwood.

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Has a peculiar nose...
colin mochrie.

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And take this back,
it's gone bad...

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Ryan stiles.

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And I'm your host
drew carey.

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Come on down.
Let's have some fun.

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Hello.

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Thank you very much.

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Hey, welcome to
"whose line is it anyway?"

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Show number 302,

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The show where
everything's made up

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And the points don't matter.

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That's right,

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Just like the plot
in "mission impossible 2,"

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The points
don't mean a thing.

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You don't want to listen
to me yapping all night.

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Let's get started

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With a game
called "questions only."

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Kathy and wayne,
you're going to start.

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The rest of you guys
will come up on the side.

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This is also
a great party game.

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They can only
speak in questions,

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And when they make a mistake,
they leave,

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Somebody else
takes their place,

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And they continue
speaking the questions,

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And we'll see who can
stay out there the longest.

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The scene is,
kathy and wayne

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Are a couple honeymooning
at the bates motel.

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So whenever you're set,
go ahead and start.

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Questions only.

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Are you sure this is
where we should be?

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Are you ready
for the big night?

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Do you mean
what I think you mean?

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[ squeaks ]

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Did you hear that?

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What are you
talking about?

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Did you hear
that noise?

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What noise?

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Are you as scared
as I am?

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Are you a wuss?

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Am I going to be
the first one to die,

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Like I always am?

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Are you kidding?

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This is our honeymoon.

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Can you protect me?

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What do I have to do?

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Can you wear
this riding crop

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And leather bandero?

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Do you know how
to put these on?

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Uh, yeah.

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[ buzzer ]

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Have you seen my mother?

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Have you seen my husband?

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What does he look like?

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Aah!

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[ buzzer ]

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Did you call
a plumber?

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What's up?

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Something wrong
with your shower?

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Wouldn't you be
the one to know?

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Doesn't that say "plumber"?

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Should it be
upside down like that?

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What are you,

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Some sort
of wisecracker?

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[ mocking ] what are you,

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Some sort
of wisecracker?

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What's with the knife?

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O's asking?

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Can't you see
it says "plumber"?

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What's that got to do
with the knife?

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Are you going to stick that
in my gut?

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Would you prefer
somewhere else?

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Would you like me
to get naked

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And climb
into the shower?

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Do I have
any other choice?

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[ buzzer ]

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Do y think
there's something weird

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Going on around here?

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Besides me being
completely naked, you mean?

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Uh, do you
think that's wrd?

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Ha ha ha.

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[ buzzer ]

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Honey, did you see

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That naked bald guy
with the knife?

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[ buzzer ]

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I'm going
to give each of you 5

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Of our new wonder points.

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These points
have much more support?

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They're pushed up
so you look more perky.

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Let's go on to a game
called "sound effects."

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Colin and ryan.

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Now, colin's going
to improvise a scene,

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But he has to respond
to sound effects made by ryan.

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Ryan has his own
special spit-on microphone.

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I won't let him
use mine anymore.

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The scene is, colin,
you're a sumo wrestler.

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Says you're a sumo wrestler

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Who wakes up
on the day of a big match.

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[ snoring rhythmically]

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Hi! Hi! Hi!

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Ohh.

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[ exaggerated clomping ]

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[ grunting and wheezing ]

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[ grunts ]

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Ahh.

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Ohh.

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[ rasping ]

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Ahh.

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[ cheers and applause ]

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[ exaggerated clomping ]

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[ creaking ]

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[ imitates tire deflating ]

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[ imitates
second tire deflating ]

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[ imitates japanese language ]

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[ exaggerated clomping ]

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[ imitates crowd cheering
and hailing wrestler ]

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[ cheers and applause ]

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[ grunting ]

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[ growling ]

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Ha.

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Ohh.

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[ grunting ]

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Rip.

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[ laughter and applause ]

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Ha-hoy ha-hoy ha.

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[ imitates scuffling ]

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Ahh.

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Ahh.

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[ grunting ]

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Aah!

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Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

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Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

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[ buzzer ]

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1,000 points
for each of you.

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You know what
the scary part of that was?

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I think we just saw
colin's "o" face.

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All that straining
and grunting and everything.

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I just...

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Remember?

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Yeah.

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[ cheers and applause ]

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Ohh! Ha ha ha!

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"3-headed
broadway stars."

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This ifor ryan,
colin, and wayne,

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With laura hall
on piano

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And linda taylor
on guitar.

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They're going
to hp you with this...

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And, uh, blond woman
over there in the center.

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What's... no, you. Yeah.

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What's your name?

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Brie?
Come on over here, brie.

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How are you doing?
Nice to have you.

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Just have a seat
on the stool.

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Guys, this is brie.

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They're going to sing
a broadway love song to you,

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So just have a seat
on the stool.

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Be comfortable.
That's all you've got to do.

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They're going to sing
a song to you

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As a strange,
3-headed broadway star

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Making up
one word at a time,

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And what I need
from the audiee is,

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If you had written
a broadway love song

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And the song was
"you are my 'blank,'"

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What would
the "blankword be?

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What?

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Chilidog.
Ou are my chilidog."

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So, the song's
going to be called

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"you are my chilidog."

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One word at a time,
take it away.

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♪ you ♪

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♪ are ♪

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♪ my ♪

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♪ little ♪

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♪ chili ♪

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♪ dog ♪

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♪ I ♪

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♪ love ♪

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♪ you ♪

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♪ so ♪

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♪ much ♪

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♪ covered ♪

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♪ in ♪

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♪ beans ♪

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♪ and ♪

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♪ sour ♪

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♪ream ♪

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♪ you ♪

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♪ are ♪

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♪ me ♪

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♪ love ♪

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♪ you ♪

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♪ always ♪

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♪ 'cause ♪

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♪ taste ♪

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♪ is ♪

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♪ paramount ♪

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♪ when ♪

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♪ you ♪

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♪ enter ♪

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♪ my ♪

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♪ room ♪

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♪ I ♪

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♪ eat ♪

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♪ your ♪

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♪ essce ♪

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♪ chili ♪

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♪ dog ♪

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♪ make ♪

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♪e ♪

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♪ your ♪

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♪ I ♪

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♪ love ♪

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♪ you ♪

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♪ truly ♪

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♪ buns ♪

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♪ are ♪

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♪ firm ♪

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♪ meat ♪

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♪ is ♪

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♪ meat ♪

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♪ chili ♪

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♪ dogs ♪

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♪ cause ♪

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♪ your ♪

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♪ mind ♪

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♪ to ♪

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♪ day ♪

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♪ end ♪

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♪ flourish ♪

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♪ flourish ♪

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♪ flourish ♪

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♪ flour... ♪

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♪ our... ♪

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All: ♪ ish ♪

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[ cheers and applause ]

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We got a little lost
on that one.

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Thank you, brie.

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That was great.
Thank you very much.

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We're going to go
see a commercial.

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We'll be right back
with more "whose line"

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Right after this.

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Welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"

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The show where everything's
made up

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And the points don't matter.

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Yep, the points
are just like

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Your high school
guidance counselor.

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We're going to continue
with a game

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Called
"scenes cut from a movie."

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Now, in this game,

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All four of you
are going to act out scenes

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That have been cut
from various famous films,

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And what famous films
would the audience like to see?

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"gone with the wind."

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"green mile."

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"top gun."

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"close encounters."

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"sixth sense."

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"terminator."

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Okay, we have enough.

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Uh, you guys
are going to act out scenes

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That were cut
from these famous films,

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Starting with
"gone with the wind."

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Ha ha ha!

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Scarlett...

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Want to play some cards?

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You deal.

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Excuse me, scarlett,

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I don't know if you heard,
but I'm leaving.

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[ buzzer ]

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"sixth sense."

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Think he sees us?

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey, little kid.

282
00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:17,980
Look at him.
He peed himself.

283
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,283
[ buzzer ]

284
00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:25,222
"terminator."

285
00:11:29,126 --> 00:11:31,760
Where is sarah connors?

286
00:11:31,761 --> 00:11:33,628
What do you want?

287
00:11:33,629 --> 00:11:37,199
I'm here to save you.

288
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:40,572
Oh, because
you're a big man,

289
00:11:40,573 --> 00:11:43,875
Come to save
the little woman.

290
00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:46,144
Well, if that's
the way...

291
00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:48,313
[ imitates machinery ]

292
00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:54,719
[ buzzer ]

293
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,321
See?

294
00:11:58,589 --> 00:12:00,824
"close encounters...

295
00:12:00,825 --> 00:12:03,493
Of the third kind."

296
00:12:03,494 --> 00:12:08,463
E.T. Want lap dance.

297
00:12:08,464 --> 00:12:10,465
All right,
but you tickle.

298
00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:12,967
[ giggles ]

299
00:12:12,968 --> 00:12:17,570
[ cheers and applause ]

300
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,006
[ buzzer ]

301
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,475
Well, that's not
"close encounters."

302
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,977
What am I doing?

303
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:31,213
It's a space movie.
What do you want?

304
00:12:31,214 --> 00:12:32,247
"e.T."

305
00:12:32,248 --> 00:12:33,748
"close encounters."

306
00:12:33,749 --> 00:12:36,284
I know, I know.
Just read your cards.

307
00:12:36,285 --> 00:12:37,819
"the green mile,"

308
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,921
Which is how far
I'm going to kick your ass.

309
00:12:39,922 --> 00:12:41,489
"the green mile."
"green mile."

310
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:43,891
Okay, look...

311
00:12:43,892 --> 00:12:46,660
The chair is broken, so...

312
00:12:48,929 --> 00:12:50,430
[ laughter ]

313
00:12:50,431 --> 00:12:51,964
[ buzzer ]

314
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,841
100 points apiece.

315
00:13:03,842 --> 00:13:06,944
It's a shame we didn't get
to "close encounters,"

316
00:13:06,945 --> 00:13:08,845
That's all.

317
00:13:08,846 --> 00:13:11,681
E.T.

318
00:13:11,682 --> 00:13:14,182
Uh, we're going
to go on to a game now

319
00:13:14,183 --> 00:13:16,017
Called
"the millionaire show."

320
00:13:16,018 --> 00:13:17,686
It's for colin.
You're going to be the host

321
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:19,221
Of a show
called "the millionaire show."

322
00:13:19,222 --> 00:13:21,156
Ryan, you're going to be
the contestant on the show.

323
00:13:21,157 --> 00:13:22,757
Kathy,
you're the friend at home,

324
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,792
And, wayne, you're the guy
in the audience.

325
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:26,961
I know that's not a real thing
on "the millionaire show,"

326
00:13:26,962 --> 00:13:28,629
But you're a guy
in the audience.

327
00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:30,997
Colin, the twist that
we're going to do here

328
00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:32,532
Is we're going to do
the frat-boy version

329
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:35,000
Of "the millionaire show."

330
00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:37,369
Whenever you're ready,
take it away.

331
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:42,774
You still want
to be a millionaire?

332
00:13:42,775 --> 00:13:44,776
Yeah, I do, man. Whoo!

333
00:13:44,777 --> 00:13:46,811
Whoo!

334
00:13:46,812 --> 00:13:49,513
[ cheers and whistles ]

335
00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:53,850
All right, dude,

336
00:13:53,851 --> 00:13:57,921
You are two questions
away from $1 million...

337
00:13:57,922 --> 00:13:59,856
That's so bogus, man.

338
00:13:59,857 --> 00:14:03,092
So put your clothes back on
and let's get to it.

339
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,427
All right!

340
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,962
All right,
here is the question.

341
00:14:06,963 --> 00:14:08,463
Are you ready?

342
00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:10,498
I'm totally into it, man.

343
00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:12,333
All right.
A compact disc...

344
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,301
Yeah, I know
what that is.

345
00:14:14,302 --> 00:14:18,705
Is also known
as a... aa,

346
00:14:18,706 --> 00:14:21,775
B... cd,

347
00:14:21,776 --> 00:14:24,810
D... or c... bc,

348
00:14:24,811 --> 00:14:28,914
D... d, d, d, d, d.

349
00:14:28,915 --> 00:14:30,149
Which is it?

350
00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:32,050
Man, that's a lot
of letters, man.

351
00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:33,785
That's a lot of letters.

352
00:14:33,786 --> 00:14:35,853
But you know what? You've only
got to get two of them.

353
00:14:35,854 --> 00:14:38,289
I've got my roommate bill
up in the audience, man.

354
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,824
I want to ask him.

355
00:14:39,825 --> 00:14:41,859
All right, bill.

356
00:14:48,566 --> 00:14:50,100
Hey, man!

357
00:14:50,101 --> 00:14:52,902
Hey, you,
we're on tv, man!

358
00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:56,172
Okay, bill,
what's the answer?

359
00:14:56,173 --> 00:14:58,074
Hey, bill.

360
00:14:58,075 --> 00:15:00,376
Hey, dude, later, okay?

361
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,011
Oh, no.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

362
00:15:02,012 --> 00:15:03,879
Go ahead, bro.
I've got you, man.

363
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,481
Is it a... aa,
b... cd,

364
00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,349
C... bc,
or d... d, d, d, d.

365
00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:09,483
Come on, dude.

366
00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:11,451
I'm going to go with "a,

367
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,652
Because that's the first thing
I learned here in school.

368
00:15:14,653 --> 00:15:16,387
I'm going to go with "a."

369
00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:18,656
That's the only grade
I've never had.

370
00:15:18,657 --> 00:15:20,357
Yeah, "a."

371
00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:21,425
Man, you've got, like...

372
00:15:21,426 --> 00:15:22,692
What was "b"?

373
00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:23,993
"b" was cd, man.

374
00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:26,729
I'm going to go with "b"
'cause I "b" cool.

375
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:29,531
"b" cd...
whatever hip-hop.

376
00:15:29,532 --> 00:15:31,732
You know
what I'm saying?

377
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:33,968
I've got to go
with that, man.

378
00:15:33,969 --> 00:15:36,336
Man, that's
your final answer?

379
00:15:36,337 --> 00:15:38,705
Yeah, dude,
it's my final answer.

380
00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:39,906
Bummer.

381
00:15:39,907 --> 00:15:41,908
Oh, that's a bummer.

382
00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:43,776
Oh, man, it's like
you might as well

383
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,778
Have dressed yourself up
as a mascot or something,

384
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,813
'cause it's like
you're not the loser!

385
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,214
I won?

386
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:54,018
[ cheers and applause ]

387
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,787
Yes!

388
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,422
I ain't stopping.
Let's go. Let's go.

389
00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:01,124
You get this one,
you've got a million bucks,

390
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,992
And you'll have more women

391
00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:04,993
Than any man
could possibly hope for.

392
00:16:04,994 --> 00:16:07,929
All right, dude.
Let's do it.

393
00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,764
Menudo.

394
00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:11,265
That's cow droppings?

395
00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:13,867
No, I'm giving you
four distinct answers here.

396
00:16:13,868 --> 00:16:15,869
I hope I didn't take
one of them, dude.

397
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:18,405
No, not anymore.

398
00:16:18,406 --> 00:16:20,106
Okay, menudo...

399
00:16:20,107 --> 00:16:23,142
A... a bunch of naked
italian men...

400
00:16:23,143 --> 00:16:24,309
'kay.

401
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:27,345
B... a musical group...

402
00:16:27,346 --> 00:16:28,346
'kay.

403
00:16:28,347 --> 00:16:31,315
C... a pie...

404
00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:33,283
All right.

405
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,553
D... two guys
named reg.

406
00:16:36,554 --> 00:16:39,456
Two guys named reg?

407
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,824
You know what, dude?

408
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,859
I've got to use
another lifeline.

409
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,693
I want to make a call.

410
00:16:44,694 --> 00:16:45,928
On the phone?

411
00:16:45,929 --> 00:16:47,229
On the phone, dude.

412
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:48,229
Okay.

413
00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:49,797
It's to my girlfriend kathy.

414
00:16:49,798 --> 00:16:51,966
I've got to break up
with her anyway,

415
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,201
So this is a good time.

416
00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:55,202
Hey, kath.

417
00:16:55,203 --> 00:16:56,736
Oh, my god! Ryan?

418
00:16:56,737 --> 00:16:59,371
Dude, hold on.
Britney, shut up. It's ryan.

419
00:16:59,372 --> 00:17:01,205
You looked
so hot last night.

420
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:02,373
Shut up!

421
00:17:02,374 --> 00:17:04,675
Hey, I'm here
with regis philbin, man.

422
00:17:04,676 --> 00:17:06,443
I need some help.

423
00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:08,878
All right. Um,
what can I do for you?

424
00:17:08,879 --> 00:17:12,415
Oh, like I haven't said
that a million times.

425
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,350
All right,
here's the question, okay?

426
00:17:14,351 --> 00:17:16,384
Okay, I'm listening.

427
00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:18,152
What is cd?
Is it "a"...

428
00:17:18,153 --> 00:17:20,187
No, that was
the first one.

429
00:17:20,188 --> 00:17:21,188
Menudo.

430
00:17:21,189 --> 00:17:23,023
Oh, menudo...
right, man.

431
00:17:23,024 --> 00:17:25,526
Is it two italian guys,
is it a group...

432
00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:27,428
No, it's naked
italian guys.

433
00:17:27,429 --> 00:17:28,996
Naked italian guys,
a group...

434
00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:30,964
And there were
"c" and "d,"

435
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,699
But it's not those.

436
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,534
It's not "c" and "d."
which one is it?

437
00:17:35,535 --> 00:17:37,702
I don't know
what you're talking about,

438
00:17:37,703 --> 00:17:39,703
But I'm going to say

439
00:17:39,704 --> 00:17:41,405
"b" is the second letter
in the alphabet,

440
00:17:41,406 --> 00:17:43,040
And that means number two

441
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:44,774
And that means
me and you.

442
00:17:44,775 --> 00:17:46,809
So you think
it's a singing group?

443
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:49,211
Okay, kath, thanks,
and you know what?

444
00:17:49,212 --> 00:17:51,212
I think we should see
other people.

445
00:17:51,213 --> 00:17:53,247
No! Aah!

446
00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:55,016
You know what?

447
00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:57,651
I'm going to go
with "b," dude.

448
00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:59,686
I've got to say,
that was pretty cold.

449
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,688
You should have waited
another minute or two.

450
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:05,124
You just got the answer
and then broke up.

451
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,426
Bill: Can I have her, bro?

452
00:18:07,427 --> 00:18:09,428
All ri yeah, man.

453
00:18:09,429 --> 00:18:12,664
All right,
your final answer is "b,"

454
00:18:12,665 --> 00:18:14,666
A musical group.

455
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,566
It's "b," dude.

456
00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:18,868
Man, maybe you shouldn't
have broken up

457
00:18:18,869 --> 00:18:21,971
'cause you're going to need
all the loving you can get,

458
00:18:21,972 --> 00:18:24,139
Or maybe you could just
buy hookers.

459
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,174
You are a millionaire!

460
00:18:26,175 --> 00:18:28,109
[ buzzer ]

461
00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:31,812
We'll be right back

462
00:18:31,813 --> 00:18:33,914
With more "whose line
is it anyway?"

463
00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:35,415
Right after this.
Don't go away.

464
00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:40,058
Welcome back
to "whose line is it anyway?"

465
00:18:40,059 --> 00:18:42,594
Hey, tonight the winner
is kathy greenwood.

466
00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:45,263
Kathy greenwood
is the winner tonight.

467
00:18:45,264 --> 00:18:48,499
We're going to do a game
for you called "the hoedown,"

468
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,534
Our favorite game,

469
00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:52,503
With the help of laura hall
on the piano.

470
00:18:52,504 --> 00:18:54,538
What I need from the audience

471
00:18:54,539 --> 00:18:57,207
Is a suggestion of something
that would change your life.

472
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,041
Lottery? Okay, lottery.

473
00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:01,644
We're going to do lottery.
Lottery, that's a good one.

474
00:19:03,913 --> 00:19:06,114
With the help of laura hall
"the lo on the piano." okay,

475
00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:08,282
Whenever you're ready,
take it away.

476
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,522
♪ if I won the lottery ♪

477
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,557
♪ I would do lots of good ♪

478
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:22,093
♪ I would do exactly
what a friend should ♪

479
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,228
♪ because, you see,
I love you guys ♪

480
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,796
♪ let me explain ♪

481
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:29,933
♪ I'd take all my money
and buy colin some rogaine ♪

482
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:36,639
Wayne: 'cause I love you.

483
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,107
♪ oh, I won the lottery ♪

484
00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:41,142
♪ a million smackeroos ♪

485
00:19:41,143 --> 00:19:43,144
♪ that'll really keep me ♪

486
00:19:43,145 --> 00:19:45,179
♪ in underoos ♪

487
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:48,548
♪ the only thing
that really is a bummer ♪

488
00:19:48,549 --> 00:19:50,216
♪ I can't spend the money ♪

489
00:19:50,217 --> 00:19:52,818
♪ 'cause I'm in jail
for running numbers ♪

490
00:19:56,322 --> 00:19:58,323
♪ I have won the lottery ♪

491
00:19:58,324 --> 00:20:00,324
♪ my riches I can flaunt ♪

492
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,859
♪ I don't care
about anything ♪

493
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:05,330
♪ I can do
anything I want ♪

494
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,435
[ cheers and applause ]

495
00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:30,485
♪ I'm sure all thatoney
would be really hard to spend ♪

496
00:20:30,486 --> 00:20:34,221
♪ I'm sure it seems like
it would never, never end ♪

497
00:20:34,222 --> 00:20:36,222
♪ I could give it
to charities ♪

498
00:20:36,223 --> 00:20:38,091
♪ or so I am told ♪

499
00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:42,194
♪ but I think I'll just
have my penis dipped in gold ♪

500
00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:45,831
All: ♪ my penis
dipped in gold ♪

501
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,867
We'll be right back
with more "whose line"

502
00:20:49,868 --> 00:20:51,602
Right after this.
Don't go away.

503
00:20:54,951 --> 00:20:56,651
Welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"

504
00:20:56,652 --> 00:20:57,652
We're going to end the show

505
00:20:57,653 --> 00:20:59,019
With someone
reading the credits.

506
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,419
That someone is going to be
kathy and wayne.