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Drew: Good evening,

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And welcome
to "whose line is it anyway?"

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On tonight's show...

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Is this seat taken?
Brad sherwood!

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Come here often?
Wayne brady!

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I bet you say that
to all the guys. Colin mochrie!

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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
you were a woman. Ryan stiles!

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Hi, I'm your host drew carey.
Come on down.

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Let's have some fun!

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Hello.

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Hello, everybody.
How you doing?

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Welcome to
"whose line is it anyway?"...

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The show where everything
is made up

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And the points don't matter.

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That's right. The points
are like a bicycle-riding fish

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To a lesbian.

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What?

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Oh...

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Drew: Glad you got that.

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Oh, yeah.

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Now, let's start out

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With a game
called "weird newscasters."

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This is for everybody.

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Brad, you're going to be
the anchor of a news show.

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Brad, you're the anchor
of a news show.

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Colin, you're the co-anchor.

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You panic
over the slightest thing.

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Wayne,
you're doing the sports.

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You're spanish tv's
crocodile hunter.

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Yes, I am.

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Yes.

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Ryan, you're doing
the weather,

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And you're a mercenary,

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And you're on a mission
to replace everyone else

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On the show.

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I'm a mercenary,

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And I want to replace
everybody else on the show.

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Right. That's what
you want to do.

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That's your mission.

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So am I a missionary,
or am I a mercenary?

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You're a mercenary
who likes missionary.

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So, whenever you hear
the music, brad,

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Take it away, and let's go
to the news.

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[ music plays ]

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Welcome
to the 6:00 p.M. News.

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I'm skip shaply.

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Tonight's biggest story...

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Financial analysts have
figured out a way

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To take out a second mortgage
on your home

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So that you can afford
a full tank of gas.

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And now,
with the business desk,

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Please welcome
baldy flapscalp.

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Baldy?
What do you mean baldy?

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Oh, my god!
When did that happen?

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Turn the camera away.

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Nope.

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What are you doing?

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Thanks for that
illuminating report, baldy.

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Let's find out
about sports.

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Let's go over
to the sports desk

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With ricardo balbon montez
de la vasquez esaloca.

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Buenas tardes,
señores and señoritas.

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Eh, donde pueda es...

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Oh, ay, mamá!

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Gracias.

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Oh, si, si, si.

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Una alligator,
oh, si mi saliva...

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Oh, muy grande!

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ÿeh, donde es alligator?

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Aha.

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[ speaking spanish ]

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Ow!

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Aah!

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Ay! Ay!

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[ speaking spanish ]

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Thank you, ricardo.

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Well, I hope that's covered
under medical insurance.

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Let's find out
about the weather.

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Let's go over
to the weather desk

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With misty showers.

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Misty?

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Well, thank you.

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As you can see,

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We have a hot, hot, hot
weekend in store here.

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I've made us all
some lemonade,

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It's going to be
so hot.

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Aah!

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We've got, uh,

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We've got some clouds
moving in over the weekend.

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Clouds moving...
Ting!

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Over the weekend.

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Should be here probably
around Thursday.

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And, of course, uh,

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With the warm
weather here,

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Always a good chance
for you

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To enjoy
your favorite meal,

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Whether it be pizza,

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Which I enjoy
always having.

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Pizza...

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[ buzzer ]

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Man.

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I haven't seen colin
run so fast

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Since free liquor day
in toronto.

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It almost made us forget
all about wayne's spitting up.

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I didn't forget.

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Now let's go on to a game
called "award shows."

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Brad and wayne are going
to be presenters

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On an awards show,

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And you other two
go in the audience there.

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However, this is not
an entertainment...

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[ audience cheering ]

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This is not an entertainment
awards show, thank god.

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It's an awards show
for hillbillies.

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So pretend
it's the golden globes

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An awards show
for hillbillies.

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Uh, an awards show
for hillbillies.

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Go ahead, take it away.

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Oh, it's so good
to be here.

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It's nice to see you again,
larry.

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It's great to see you,
as well, todd.

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You know,

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We wouldn't have banjoes,
bluegrass,

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Moonshine,
or inbreeding

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If it weren't for hillbillies

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In all the beautiful
appalachian mountains, huh?

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Exactly.

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So we'd like
to welcome everyone

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To the divine swine awards
tonight,

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Where we shall be
handing out awards

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For the best
in hillbillery.

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That's right.

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Who's going to take home
the golden jug tonig, huh?

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Ha ha ha ha.

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Speaking of golden jugs,
I met your new wife.

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Congratulations.

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Thank you very much.

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Yee-haw.

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Well, we should get on
to the awards now.

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We should.

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Our category
is most outstanding hillbilly.

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The first...
emmett and jonice willabaker

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From alamahachiehoochie,
tennessee...

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For "grab that swine."

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And luella and stephella
peterson

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From chattahoochie
skunklick falls

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For "don't drink that,
it'll make you go blind."

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And finally,
bosephus and mosephus bones

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From pigswalor, kentucky

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For "so what if we sleep
in the same bunk bed?"

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The winner...

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And the winner is...

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Bosephus and mosephus bones
for...

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Together: "so what if we sleep
in the same bunk bed?"

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[ imitates pig squealing ]

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Hey, all right.

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I'd ke to first thank
my acting coach

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Ned beatty

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For all the marvelous work,

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And I'd like to thank
the mother of my baby...

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My mother.

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Hey,
I ain't judging you!

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Of course, we couldn't
have got this far

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Without help
from the man upstairs...

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Old man johnson.

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And the lord almighty

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For making us
and others like us...

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And putting us all
in the same vicinity.

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[ buzzer ]

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We'll be right back with more
"whose line is it anyway?"

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Right after this.

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Fa welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"

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Hey, aren't you glad

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That everybody doesn't honk
when they're horny?

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Let's keep the show going
with a game called

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"if you know what I mean."

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This is for brad, colin,
and ryan.

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I love this game. It's also
a good fun party game.

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When you're out drinking,
you can play this game.

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Ryan: If you want people
to leave.

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In this game,

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The performers
are acting out a scene,

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But they must use
as many obscure euphemisms

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And clichés related
to the setting as possible.

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The scene is,
three track and field athletes

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Talk in the locker room
after a big meet,

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And the game is called
"if you know what it means."

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Take it away.

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Whoo. So, ralph, did you see
that female pole vaulter?

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I'd like to pass her the baton,
if you know what I mean.

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I was too busy waxing
my javelin,

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If you know what I mean.

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I'm just glad
I got time

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To air out
my shot puts,

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If you know
what I mean.

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I got a score of 8
from the russian judge,

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If you know what I mean.

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Whoo. Whoo.

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So, I saw you were, uh,

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Not quite running
in your lane today,

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If you know
what I mean.

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I like to hop, skip,
and jump occasionally,

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If you know
what I mean.

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Hey.

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I know what you mean.

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You know what
I mean? Yeah.

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I didn't want
to say it.

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I don't want to have
to do any moves

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On your pommel horse,
if you know what I'm saying.

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Hey, come on,
come on.

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Don't make me chalk my hands,
if you know what I mean.

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I know
what you both mean,

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But I'd like to tumble
on somebody's mat,

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If you know
what I'm saying.

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I'll give that a 9,
if you know what I mean.

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I've got a 9,
if you know what I mean.

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I've been having trouble.

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I've been...

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Disqualified
for an early start,

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If you know
what I mean.

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Well, why don't you just
clean and jerk,

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If you know what I mean?

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Nothing better
than a 200-pound [bleep],

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If you know what I mean.

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I don't, uh...

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That's, uh, that's never
going to make it to air,

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If you know what I mean.

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[ buzzer ]

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200-pound...

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That is a weightlifting
term.

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Of course it is.

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This show brought to you

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By the church
of latter-day saints.

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Hey, kids, how come
you're not in bed right now?

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This is the last time

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You get to watch
that show.

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Yeah.

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If you know what I mean.

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Well, 200 pounds
for each of you and, uh...

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Move on to a game
called "greatest hits."

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This is for everybody

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With laura hall, linda taylor,
and cece worell.

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Literally everybody
on the show

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Is going to be playing
this one for you.

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What's going to happen is,

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Ryan and colin are going
to be, like, tv pitchmen,

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Talking about a compilation
album they're trying to sell,

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And brad and wayne are going
to have to try to sing them.

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They make up songs that
these guys give them titles to.

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What I need from the audience
is a suggestion

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Of what you wanted to be
when you grew up.

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[ audience shouting ]

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Traveling salesman. I like
the woman right there.

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Traveling salesman...
the name of your album

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Is "songs
of the traveling salesman."

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Take it away.

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Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?

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Traveling salesman.
Traveling salesman who?

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Traveling salesmen...

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They travel the country
far and wide.

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They bring products
to your door.

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That's pretty handy,
don't you think, col?

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It certainly is, ry.

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I'm not sure
how popular it is anymore.

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Me neither.

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00:14:16,746 --> 00:14:18,914
But we have
over 18,000 songs

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Celebrating
the traveling salesman.

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On one cd.

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Very, very short songs.

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And you know, colin...

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What, ryan?

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We've all heard
of yellow snow,

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But have you ever heard
of bluegrass?

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What?

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One of my favorite
song styles of all, colin,

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And I think one of my favorite
bluegrass tunes has to be

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"is your husband home?"

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Wayne and brad: Yee-haw!

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♪ well ♪

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♪ let me tell you,
knock on the door ♪

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♪ oh, my goodness,
hey, once more, ♪

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♪ are you alone?
Is your husband home? ♪

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♪ let's get naked,
let's go to bed ♪

283
00:14:56,846 --> 00:14:58,680
♪ yes, that's indeed
what I said ♪

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00:14:58,681 --> 00:14:59,715
♪ hey, there ♪

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00:14:59,716 --> 00:15:02,450
♪ is your husband home? ♪

286
00:15:02,451 --> 00:15:05,252
♪ because, you see,
it never fails ♪

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00:15:05,253 --> 00:15:06,920
♪ I always meet women ♪

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♪ when I'm doin'
my sale ♪

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♪ so open your door
and let me in ♪

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00:15:11,058 --> 00:15:12,625
♪ let's all have
a little sex ♪

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♪ tell me ♪

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♪ is your husband home? ♪

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00:15:20,699 --> 00:15:22,734
Wow. Wow, wow.

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You know, no matter
how often you say "wow,"

295
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When you say it backwards,
it's still wow.

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00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:32,574
You know, colin...
What, ryan?

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00:15:32,575 --> 00:15:34,776
When I was a small boy
growing up

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In the ghettoes
of saskatchewan,

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We used to listen to blues
on a regular basis.

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00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,347
What is it with you
and the color blue?

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Colin, blues and bluegrass
are two different things,

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And if you don't
believe me,

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Listen to this blues hit,

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"brushes, encyclopedias,
and vacuum cleaners."

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♪ yeah ♪

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♪ I know we're not
in-betweeners ♪

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♪ brushes, encyclopedias,
and vacuum cleaners ♪

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00:16:09,477 --> 00:16:12,678
♪ those are the things
that I'm goin' to sell ♪

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00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:16,348
♪ so open up your door
and let me show so well ♪

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00:16:16,349 --> 00:16:19,284
♪ I am not rude
or obscene ♪

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♪ I'm selling brushes,
encyclopedias ♪

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00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:23,219
♪ and vacuum cleaners ♪

313
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,989
♪ I sell britannicas,
and I sell hoovers ♪

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♪ yeah ♪

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00:16:27,324 --> 00:16:29,860
♪ and I sell brushes
known as hair removers ♪

316
00:16:29,861 --> 00:16:31,728
♪ I sell them
from st. Louis ♪

317
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♪ I sell them
to taiwan ♪

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♪ and then if you want ♪

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♪ you can buy it
and get another one ♪

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00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:38,468
♪ why? Because I sell ♪

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00:16:38,469 --> 00:16:40,403
♪ encyclopedias,
brushes, and ♪

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♪ cleaners ♪

323
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♪ cleaners ♪

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♪ yeah, yeah ♪

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Fun fact...

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You know, colin...
Yes, ryan.

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I'm sorry I said
"fun fact."

328
00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:03,824
That hurts me
deep, deep in my...

329
00:17:03,825 --> 00:17:05,393
Stomach? Heart?

330
00:17:05,394 --> 00:17:06,727
No. In my...

331
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:08,629
Heart? Something
you have...

332
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,164
Soul?
Yes! In my soul.

333
00:17:10,165 --> 00:17:14,101
Hey, wait a minute.
Soul is also a musical style.

334
00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:15,802
Yes. Sometimes blue.

335
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,874
I'll see you when we get
back to the house.

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I'll talk to you
about it.

337
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,077
You'll talk to me,
I'll talk to you.

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00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,114
Anyway...

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You can keep your blue, blue,
blue, blue, blue...

340
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:33,548
I want my who, who,
who, who, who.

341
00:17:33,549 --> 00:17:34,748
That's right...

342
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,383
The classic rock strains
of the who.

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00:17:37,384 --> 00:17:39,685
It's not a question,
it's the band.

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Oh. Oh, I see.
Oh, the who.

345
00:17:41,554 --> 00:17:43,855
And who can
forget... guess who.

346
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,391
That's a canadian band.
They're different.

347
00:17:46,392 --> 00:17:48,459
Who and guess who
are different?

348
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,260
Yes, who is just...
guess who.

349
00:17:50,261 --> 00:17:51,361
Don't do that.

350
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,962
Guess who.
Don't do that.

351
00:17:52,963 --> 00:17:54,163
Guess who.

352
00:17:57,901 --> 00:17:58,934
Anyway...

353
00:17:58,935 --> 00:18:01,636
Who can forget the great hit
of the who...

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00:18:01,637 --> 00:18:05,339
"doorbell wizard"?

355
00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:13,347
♪ people are knockin'
at your door ♪

356
00:18:15,217 --> 00:18:17,618
♪ sellin' you the same crap
they sold before ♪

357
00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:21,990
♪ from a little tiny brush
to a stinky lizard ♪

358
00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:26,161
♪ talkin' about
your doorbell wizard ♪

359
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,329
♪ can you let me
inside the door? ♪

360
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,496
♪ can you let me
inside the door? ♪

361
00:18:32,497 --> 00:18:34,664
♪ I'm not goin' to keep
diggin' anymore ♪

362
00:18:34,665 --> 00:18:36,832
♪ not goin' to keep on
diggin' no more ♪

363
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,367
♪ don't you know
I have perspired ♪

364
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,068
♪ have perspired ♪

365
00:18:41,069 --> 00:18:43,303
♪ I'm a doorbell wizard,
and I can't retire ♪

366
00:18:43,304 --> 00:18:44,938
♪ yeah, yeah ♪

367
00:18:44,939 --> 00:18:47,107
♪ doorbell wizard ♪

368
00:18:47,108 --> 00:18:48,975
♪ doorbell wizard ♪

369
00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:51,811
♪ doorbell wizard ♪

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00:18:51,812 --> 00:18:52,945
♪ doorbell wizard ♪

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[ buzzer ]

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We'll be right back.
Don't go away.

373
00:19:13,223 --> 00:19:14,724
Welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"

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00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:16,025
Tonight's winner...
colin mochrie!

375
00:19:16,026 --> 00:19:19,594
Colin mochrie
is the winner.

376
00:19:19,595 --> 00:19:21,529
We're going to do a game
for you...

377
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:23,598
The rest of us...
it's called "props."

378
00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:25,432
I need the prop
for me and ryan.

379
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:27,134
Okay, thank you.

380
00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:29,235
You guys
get your props.

381
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,236
And what happens is,

382
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,604
We have to go back and forth
and think of as many things

383
00:19:34,605 --> 00:19:36,505
As we can using these props,

384
00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:38,439
Starting with brad and wayne.

385
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,809
Look, I want to open
the giant's next beer.

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00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,176
[ buzzer ]

387
00:19:44,177 --> 00:19:46,179
Hi-de-ho, neighbor.

388
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,749
[ buzzer ]

389
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,018
Danger, will robinson,
danger!

390
00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:51,185
William!

391
00:19:51,186 --> 00:19:52,620
[ buzzer ]

392
00:19:52,621 --> 00:19:56,691
Big bird and the wife
passed out.

393
00:19:56,692 --> 00:19:59,026
[ buzzer ]

394
00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:09,902
[ buzzer ]

395
00:20:09,903 --> 00:20:13,672
Guess which 'nsync member
I am.

396
00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:15,840
[ buzzer ]

397
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:20,211
And I see billy and tommy
and steve...

398
00:20:20,212 --> 00:20:22,412
[ buzzer ]

399
00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:24,514
Itsy-bitsy spider,
my ass!

400
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,583
Aah!

401
00:20:27,584 --> 00:20:29,852
Ah, look, it's
the elephant's restroom.

402
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,220
Ah.

403
00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:32,920
[ buzzer ]

404
00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:36,757
Hey, uh, hey, honey,
can you pop a zit?

405
00:20:36,758 --> 00:20:38,726
[ buzzer ]

406
00:20:38,727 --> 00:20:41,261
Put another quarter in.
Click!

407
00:20:41,262 --> 00:20:43,529
[ buzzer ]

408
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:45,465
And tonight's winner...
colin mochrie,

409
00:20:45,466 --> 00:20:46,900
Ladies and gentlemen...
colin mochrie.

410
00:20:46,901 --> 00:20:48,801
[ buzzer ]

411
00:20:48,802 --> 00:20:50,435
Drew: Okay,
thank you very much.

412
00:20:50,436 --> 00:20:52,904
We'll be right back with more
"whose line" right after this!

413
00:20:59,686 --> 00:21:00,898
Why don't you read the credits
for us?

414
00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:02,769
And I want you to read
the credits as a mercenary,

415
00:21:02,770 --> 00:21:04,030
Taking people out.

416
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:06,116
Thanks for watching.
We'll see you next time.

417
00:21:06,117 --> 00:21:07,157
All right.

418
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:12,465
Uh, where's dan patterson?
Oh, there he is.

419
00:21:12,466 --> 00:21:15,413
Bang! Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.

420
00:21:15,414 --> 00:21:17,636
Tom parks is going to live.
Ruth phillips might go.

421
00:21:17,637 --> 00:21:19,215
Drew carey
definitely is going to die.

422
00:21:19,216 --> 00:21:21,777
I'm taking care of him.

423
00:21:21,778 --> 00:21:25,458
Steven blum is
the associate director.

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00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:29,537
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