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Good evening,
everybody,

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And welcome
to "whose line is it anyway?"

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On tonight's show...
I am spartacus... wayne brady,

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I am spartacus...
jeff davis,

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I am spartacus...
colin mochrie,

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And... yeah, yeah,
that's spartacus...

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That's the guy right there...
ryan stiles,

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And I'm your host
drew carey.

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Come on down.
Let's have some fun.

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Oh, hello.
Thank you very much.

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Welcome to "whose line
is it anyway?"

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The show where
everything is made up

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And the points
don't matter.

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That's right. The points
are like a microphone

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At a britney spears concert.

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I got all kinds
of jokes like that, man,

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But you don't want
to hear me.

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Let's start off the show
with a game called

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"questionable impressions."
this is for all four of you.

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Jeff and wayne,
you're going to start.

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They can only
ask each other questions,

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And they have to do
an impression at the same time,

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So it always has to be
a different impression

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And they can
only ask questions.

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It's a great party game
if you're ever at a party

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Where there's no booze
or chicks.

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What I need from you

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Is a place where there's
a sense of urgency.

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Man: Emergency room!

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Kitchen. All right.

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Kitchen. When you're
cooking something...

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Yeah,
bedroom in your house.

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Uh, okay, go ahead.
"questionable impressions."

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You're in a kitchen.
Start whenever you're ready.

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[ imitating
christopher walken ]

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Mom, are you done
with the pie or what?

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Are we going
to eat today?

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[ imitating bill cosby ]
tell me...

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Do you think
that you could tell me

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Where all the jello is?

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Why don't you try
looking for yourself?

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Why do you speak
to your mother like that?

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I'm going to leave.

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[ buzzer ]

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And just what do you think
you're doing, young man?

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[ imitating richard nixon ]
do I look like a cook?

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Have you been putting a tap
on mommy's phone lines again?

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Would I do something
like that?

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[ buzzer ]

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[ imitating humphrey bogart ]
do you want a hill of beans?

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Who the hell
are you trying to do?

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What's with the smart mouth?

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[ buzzer ]

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[ imitating
arnold schwarzenegger ]

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Can't you see
the kitchen is on fire?

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Get out!

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[ buzzer ]

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[ imitating
billy dee williams ]

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Have you seen
the colt malt liquor?

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Do you want to live?

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Calm down, buddy.
Why you so mad?

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Try this.

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[ buzzer ]

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Almost had it,
almost had it.

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[ imitating
craig t. Nelson ]

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Do you have anything
for craig t. Nelson?

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[ buzzer ]

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Do you know
I was in "coach"?

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I think that pot...
oh.

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[ buzzer ]

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Uh, mother,
why, uh, why, uh...

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I am jeff goldblum,
of course... why, uh,

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Why is it that you
continue to cook food

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That the family
doesn't like,

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And, uh, isn't healthy...
and isn't healthy?

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Why, mother?

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I don't know.

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[ buzzer ]

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[ imitating redd foxx ]

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Where are the eggs,
you big dummy?

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[ buzzer ]

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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1,000 points to colin

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For his masterful impression
of craig t. Nelson.

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Man.

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That was just fantastic.

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I never... is he canadian...
is that why?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh,
that explains it all.

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Now we go to a game called
"film, tv, and theater styles."

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This is for ryan, colin,
and wayne.

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[ audience applauding ]

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Yeah, go ahead and applaud.
What's going to happen...

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They're going to act out
a scene, but first...

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I need from the audience
your favorite style

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Of television show,
film, or theater.

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[ audience shouting ]

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Fellini, western,

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Shakespeare,

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Horror, passion play.

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Man:
"the drew carey show"!

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I'll see what happens.

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Woody allen.

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I'll put kung fu movie
for the chinese movie.

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Okay, we got a lot,
so let's start as normal,

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And then I'll buzz in
with these styles later.

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The scene is... ryan and colin
are two fishermen

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Landing and gutting fish
on a trawler

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When wayne...
the captain...

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Spots the storm
of the century approaching.

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You can take it away
whenever you're ready.

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[ makes vomiting noise ]

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[ makes chopping noise ]

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[ makes vomiting noise ]

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Okay, okay.

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Argh! You two...

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I have just noticed
off the west wing...

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What, captain?

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I haven't been a captain
very long.

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It appears
a storm is coming...

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The storm of the century.

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[ buzzer ]

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Shakespeare.

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The storm of a century.

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Once every 100 years
does it come.

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If I were a man
with gills,

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I would be a fish.

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Oh,
foul wind that does blow

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And waves that do crest.

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Oh, sorry.

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[ buzzer ]

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Fellini.

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Every time... the boat...
it gets longer,

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But my eyesight
is shorter.

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I want
a fat prostitute.

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[ buzzer ]

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Hey, don't we all?

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Uh, woody allen.

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[ imitating woody allen ]

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If you guys
don't leave me alone,

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I'll be forced to take
my wife and leave you.

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I'm crazy like that.

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[ buzzer ]

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Horror movie.

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Oh, my god,

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That was
a horrible impression.

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What was that?

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Nothing, captain,
nothing.

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No. Thank you for doing
your impressions

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While the storm is...
look at that wave!

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Look at how dark
it's getting.

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[ buzzer ]

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Kung fu!

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Wayne:
Someone must combat the wave!

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Quick... we'd better use
our drunken anti-style.

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Oh, no, you didn't.

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No,
you better get back.

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[ buzzer ]

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Thank you very much.

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1,000 points to wayne
for his great woody allen.

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The impressions ability
on this cast is... it's great.

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I think craig t. Nelson
and woody allen

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Ought to do
a movie together.

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Let's go on to a game called
"irish drinking song."

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This is for all
four of you,

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And, uh,
they're going to sing for you

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An irish drinking song
one line at a time

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With the help of laura hall
on the piano... laura hall.

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What I need
from the audience

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Is a suggestion of something
that would happen to you

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That you would want
to keep secret.

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Man: Lobotomy!

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Lobotomy.

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Let's hear the lobotomy...

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This ought to be good...

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The lobotomy
irish drinking song.

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Take it away.

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All: ♪ oh, hi, de, di, de, di,
de, di, de, di, de, di ♪

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♪ I had a lobotomy ♪

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♪ and now I'm not so nuts ♪

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♪ they took away
half my brain ♪

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♪ now I eat
cigarette butts ♪

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♪ I am not too bright ♪

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♪ now I'm kind of sane ♪

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♪ I am really stupid ♪

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♪ hey,
is that the rain? ♪

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♪ oh, hi, de, di, de, di,
de, di, de, di, de, di ♪

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♪ I used to go
down on the street ♪

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♪ I used to have a scar ♪

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♪ now I ask for money ♪

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♪ and I chase cars...
ruff, ruff ♪

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♪ but when I come
into your town ♪

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♪ I like to shout a lot ♪

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♪ I run around
and scream a lot ♪

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♪ wow, this is hot ♪

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♪ oh, hi, de, di, de, di,
de, di, de, di, de, di ♪

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♪ oh,
I feel much better ♪

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♪ I think
I'll go back home ♪

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♪ and then
after I'm finished ♪

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♪ I'll marry a lawn gnome ♪

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♪ boy, that would be
so beautiful ♪

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♪ as happy as can be ♪

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♪ because I don't care
too much, you see ♪

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♪ for my lobotomy ♪

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All: ♪ oh, hi, de, di, de, di,
de, di, de, di, de, di ♪

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♪ I really need
a job now ♪

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♪ I look in the paper ♪

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♪ but I can't never
find nothing ♪

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♪ I have a scraper ♪

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♪ but I'll
keep on looking ♪

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♪ I look
until I can't see ♪

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♪ if you want
someone who's nuts ♪

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♪ be a host on tv ♪

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♪ oh, hi, de, di, de, di,
de, di, de, di, de, di ♪

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♪ oh, hi, de, di, de, di,
de, di, de, di, de, di ♪

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[ buzzer ]

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That was great.
We'll go see a commercial.

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We'll be right back

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With more
"whose line is it anyway?"

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Welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"

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The show where
everything is made up

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And the points
don't matter.

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I just want to give a plug
to colin's new show.

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It's a combination
of "sex and the city,"

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"caroline in the city,"
and "the price is right."

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It's called "I'll have sex
with caroline in the city

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If the price is right."

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00:11:01,049 --> 00:11:02,516
Is that true?

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We're going to move on
with a game called "duet."

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This is for jeff and wayne

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With the help of laura hall
and linda taylor

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On piano and guitar.

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What is your name?

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Jill.

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Jill, what do you do
for a living?

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I sell tickets
at dodger stadium.

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Okay, she's unemployed.
Come on down here, jill.

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Say hi to jeff and wayne.
This is jill.

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Uh, that's jill.

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Claims she sells tickets
at dodger stadium.

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You guys are going
to sing a song to her,

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But I want you to sing it
like the rat pack,

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So whenever you're ready,
take it away

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With a rat pack number
to jill the ticket seller.

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[ imitating frank sinatra ]
♪ now, who's that chick? ♪

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♪ man,
tell you, fellow ♪

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♪ I've never seen daryl hannah
as a ticket seller ♪

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♪ she's the kind of chick
that I know so well ♪

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♪ at dodger stadium ♪

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♪ I bet there's been
a dry spell ♪

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[ imitating dean martin ]
♪ oh, baby ♪

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♪ where do I begin? ♪

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♪ I'd love to see you ♪

255
00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:17,846
♪ but the dodgers
don't ever win ♪

256
00:12:17,847 --> 00:12:20,148
♪ oh ♪

257
00:12:20,149 --> 00:12:23,151
♪ I'd love to sit next to you
at a game someday ♪

258
00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:26,788
♪ have a dodger dog,
and then I'd say ♪

259
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,290
[ imitating
sammy davis jr. ]

260
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,292
♪ oh, it's a shame
when you're selling tickets ♪

261
00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,060
♪ and no one will come ♪

262
00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:35,563
♪ I'd buy a ticket...
man, that's what I would do ♪

263
00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:40,200
♪ because I've never seen
a ticket seller look like you ♪

264
00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:42,703
♪ I'd rather look at you
than look at that game ♪

265
00:12:42,704 --> 00:12:45,805
♪ the dodger games...
they're all the same ♪

266
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:49,408
♪ I'd rather sit
and buy tickets from you ♪

267
00:12:49,409 --> 00:12:51,908
♪ I know that I would
buy a little ticket... ♪

268
00:12:51,909 --> 00:12:53,941
♪ I'd put mustard
on my hot dog ♪

269
00:12:53,942 --> 00:12:55,408
♪ and buy a beer ♪

270
00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:56,772
[ music stops ]

271
00:12:56,773 --> 00:12:58,272
[ buzzer ]

272
00:12:58,273 --> 00:12:59,640
Thank you.

273
00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:04,282
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, jill.

274
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:09,620
Thank you, jill.
Thank you. Jill, everybody.

275
00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:12,988
Thank you, jill.

276
00:13:18,527 --> 00:13:23,328
♪ buy a beer ♪

277
00:13:23,329 --> 00:13:25,697
That was one
of the outtakes.

278
00:13:25,698 --> 00:13:27,098
Yeah.
Suddenly the song is over.

279
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,767
Hey, that's okay.
1,000 points to each of you.

280
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,735
That was great,
and thank you, jill.

281
00:13:31,736 --> 00:13:34,371
Let's go on to a game
called "news flash."

282
00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:37,339
Jeff and ryan are going to be
news anchors in a studio.

283
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:39,541
Colin is going
to be in the field

284
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:41,742
As a reporter covering
a breaking news story.

285
00:13:41,743 --> 00:13:44,077
He doesn't know
what the story is

286
00:13:44,078 --> 00:13:45,545
Or what's behind him

287
00:13:45,546 --> 00:13:47,914
'cause he's standing
in front of a green screen.

288
00:13:47,915 --> 00:13:49,983
What we do is magically
make an image come on there

289
00:13:49,984 --> 00:13:51,617
That colin can't see.

290
00:13:51,618 --> 00:13:54,686
Jeff and ryan are going
to give him little hints,

291
00:13:54,687 --> 00:13:56,621
So whenever you're ready,
ryan and jeff, off to you.

292
00:13:56,622 --> 00:13:58,623
Why do they call it
a thong?

293
00:13:58,624 --> 00:14:00,324
I don't know.

294
00:14:00,325 --> 00:14:02,559
Oh, we interrupt this program
for a special news bulletin.

295
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,561
Right now we have
our man colin mochrie

296
00:14:04,562 --> 00:14:06,828
Standing out in the field
with some late-breaking news.

297
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:09,831
Can you give us any reports
as to what's going on exactly?

298
00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:13,566
I am sorry, jeff.
It is a madhouse here.

299
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:17,569
I'm barely hanging on.

300
00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:21,873
I have never felt
this much in danger.

301
00:14:21,874 --> 00:14:25,777
Ryan: Look...

302
00:14:25,778 --> 00:14:27,746
Jeff: Now, colin...
colin, can you...

303
00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:29,780
[ audience screaming ]

304
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,816
Colin... colin,
can you give us any idea

305
00:14:32,817 --> 00:14:35,486
As to how the thing
started happening?

306
00:14:35,487 --> 00:14:37,488
This all apparently
started when...

307
00:14:37,489 --> 00:14:39,255
[ audience screams ]

308
00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:44,226
There was a rumor that
kathie lee was coming back.

309
00:14:44,227 --> 00:14:45,961
Audience: Oh!

310
00:14:45,962 --> 00:14:47,997
Ryan:
Colin, it looks...

311
00:14:47,998 --> 00:14:50,632
What have you done
to protect yourself in there?

312
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:52,667
Saran wrap.

313
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:55,903
[ audience screaming ]

314
00:14:55,904 --> 00:14:59,072
Jeff: Now,
colin, colin, colin,

315
00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:02,175
I'm beginning to worry
about your...

316
00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:05,344
I'm beginning to worry about
your safety in there, colin.

317
00:15:05,345 --> 00:15:09,348
I'm a little worried myself,
but I'm holding it together

318
00:15:09,349 --> 00:15:13,051
Because this is a story
that must be told.

319
00:15:13,052 --> 00:15:14,819
Look at this.
Try to keep your eyes on it.

320
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,920
It may repulse you,
but keep staring.

321
00:15:17,887 --> 00:15:19,421
Now, colin...

322
00:15:19,422 --> 00:15:22,424
Colin, we're kind of
losing you, colin,

323
00:15:22,425 --> 00:15:25,361
Because the antennas on our van
are kind of failing.

324
00:15:25,362 --> 00:15:27,762
We can't quite
catch you right now.

325
00:15:27,763 --> 00:15:29,263
The antennas
aren't working.

326
00:15:29,264 --> 00:15:31,966
Well...

327
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:36,204
That's too bad.

328
00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:38,306
Colin, they seem
pretty well-organized.

329
00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:40,141
Well, yes.

330
00:15:40,142 --> 00:15:43,706
They have
a very good union.

331
00:15:43,707 --> 00:15:46,208
Colin... colin, I don't see
any end of this in sight.

332
00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:49,111
It seems like this might go on
even after a nuclear holocaust.

333
00:15:49,112 --> 00:15:51,012
Oh,
I'm telling you...

334
00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:53,414
This sort of thing
just would make you sick.

335
00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:54,715
I myself...

336
00:15:54,716 --> 00:15:59,920
[ audience applauding ]

337
00:15:59,921 --> 00:16:02,956
Ryan: He seems
to be handling it.

338
00:16:02,957 --> 00:16:05,559
[ buzzer ]

339
00:16:06,227 --> 00:16:09,462
Well, colin,
think you got it?

340
00:16:09,463 --> 00:16:11,397
What is it?

341
00:16:11,398 --> 00:16:13,131
A lot of cockroaches.

342
00:16:13,132 --> 00:16:14,731
Yes.

343
00:16:24,506 --> 00:16:27,307
Lots of cockroaches.
Yuck.

344
00:16:27,308 --> 00:16:29,208
1,000 points
to the roaches.

345
00:16:29,209 --> 00:16:31,709
Trying to make friends
with them now

346
00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:33,678
Before the nuclear bomb hits.

347
00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:38,881
Let's go on to a game
called "hoedown"

348
00:16:38,882 --> 00:16:42,783
With the help of laura hall
on the piano.

349
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,984
Uh, what I need
from the audience

350
00:16:44,985 --> 00:16:48,520
Is a suggestion
of a glamorous profession.

351
00:16:48,521 --> 00:16:50,021
Man: Cowboy!

352
00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:52,959
[ audience shouting ]

353
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,730
Astronaut.

354
00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:58,136
Uh, so let's hear
the astronaut hoedown.

355
00:17:05,845 --> 00:17:09,380
♪ let me tell you something,
my girlfriend, I was a slob ♪

356
00:17:09,381 --> 00:17:12,883
♪ but now look who's laughing...
astronaut is my job ♪

357
00:17:12,884 --> 00:17:16,553
♪ flying around the universe...
that is my duty ♪

358
00:17:16,554 --> 00:17:20,890
♪ I even made a pit stop on mars
and got some martian booty ♪

359
00:17:24,161 --> 00:17:27,162
♪ well, I work for nasa,
and it is a great place ♪

360
00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:30,165
♪ they let me take my girlfriend
up into outer space ♪

361
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,667
♪ and now we're
all alone up there ♪

362
00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:35,169
♪ and she sure
knows how to please ♪

363
00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:39,940
♪ and her boobs
really look nice in zero g's ♪

364
00:17:42,977 --> 00:17:45,745
♪ I am an astronaut,
but I'd rather be fishing ♪

365
00:17:45,746 --> 00:17:49,415
♪ because I've been up in space
on a 10-year mission ♪

366
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:53,085
♪ it really is so horrible,
I'm really annoyed ♪

367
00:17:53,086 --> 00:17:55,087
♪ I've been
sitting down so long ♪

368
00:17:55,088 --> 00:17:57,722
♪ I've got asteroids ♪

369
00:18:01,059 --> 00:18:02,593
♪ I think you will find ♪

370
00:18:02,594 --> 00:18:04,992
♪ that I'm the best astronaut
that will be found ♪

371
00:18:04,993 --> 00:18:07,694
♪ I can't wait to blastoff
and leave this ground ♪

372
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:11,364
♪ soon as I get up there,
oh, boy, I yell "shoot" ♪

373
00:18:11,365 --> 00:18:16,034
♪ I forgot about my training
and I tinkled in my suit ♪

374
00:18:16,035 --> 00:18:18,036
All:
♪ I tinkled in my suit ♪

375
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:19,570
We'll be right back

376
00:18:19,571 --> 00:18:21,572
With more
"whose line is it anyway?"

377
00:18:21,573 --> 00:18:23,507
Right after this.
Don't go away.

378
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:32,061
At tonight's winner to
"whois wayne brady.Nyway?"

379
00:18:32,062 --> 00:18:34,630
Wayne brady
is the winner tonight.

380
00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:36,732
Uh, we're going to do
a scene for you

381
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,767
Called "foreign film dub,"

382
00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:40,869
And what's going to happen
is jeff and I are going

383
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,904
To pretend to speak
in a foreign language.

384
00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:45,072
What foreign language
would you like us to speak?

385
00:18:45,073 --> 00:18:47,041
Spanish.

386
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,042
That was
the first thing I heard,

387
00:18:49,043 --> 00:18:52,045
And if you were a spanish film
director making action films,

388
00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:54,180
What would the name
of your film be?

389
00:18:54,181 --> 00:18:56,816
[ audience shouts ]

390
00:18:56,817 --> 00:18:58,317
El donkey.

391
00:18:58,318 --> 00:19:00,352
Ryan, you're going
to translate for me.

392
00:19:00,353 --> 00:19:02,787
Colin, you're going
to translate for jeff.

393
00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:04,989
El donkey in spanish.

394
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:08,992
Señor,
necesito un burro.

395
00:19:08,993 --> 00:19:14,563
Colin:
Hey, nice suit.

396
00:19:14,564 --> 00:19:19,537
[ pretends
to speak spanish ]

397
00:19:19,538 --> 00:19:23,541
Ryan: Thank you very much.
Have you seen my ass?

398
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,042
Qué bueno?

399
00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:27,778
También,
no tengo pantalones.

400
00:19:27,779 --> 00:19:31,380
Colin: I have seen
the donkey you talk of.

401
00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:33,215
It wears funny pants.

402
00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:37,919
[ pretends
to speak spanish ]

403
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,421
Ryan: This burro
is my only friend.

404
00:19:40,422 --> 00:19:42,422
Him and I
watch "baywatch" together.

405
00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:45,191
Ay, ay, ay, dios!

406
00:19:45,192 --> 00:19:48,427
Tú burro... no!

407
00:19:48,428 --> 00:19:50,930
Colin: You mean when they
walk in slow motion?

408
00:19:50,931 --> 00:19:54,233
I love that!

409
00:19:54,234 --> 00:20:00,038
[ pretends
to speak spanish ]

410
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:04,375
I can't speak spanish.

411
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:05,843
Otra vez.

412
00:20:05,844 --> 00:20:07,978
El burro...

413
00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:09,479
[ pretends
to speak spanish ]

414
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,981
Ryan: Excuse me,
I will sell you my...

415
00:20:11,982 --> 00:20:14,483
Ha ha ha...
I will sell you my...

416
00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:16,984
Ho ho ho... excuse me...
I will sell you...

417
00:20:16,985 --> 00:20:20,358
Oh,
I'm not spanish at all.

418
00:20:23,561 --> 00:20:26,562
[ pretending
to speak spanish ]

419
00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:34,968
Bien, bien.

420
00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:41,807
Colin: My god,
a peruvian mime.

421
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,808
Ryan: I have
an outie bellybutton

422
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,310
And I live
in a small house.

423
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,312
[ buzzer ]

424
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,313
Thank you
for watching "whose line."

425
00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:51,514
We'll be right back.

426
00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:57,361
Tonight we're going
to have wayne bradyyway?"

427
00:20:57,362 --> 00:20:59,095
Read the credits for you.

428
00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:02,350
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