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OD EVENING,
EVERYBODY,
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AND WELCOME
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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ON TONIGHT'S SHOW -- THE BABY
OF THE FAMILY -- WAYNE BRADY.
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DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL --
KATHY GREENWOOD.
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THE AWKWARD MIDDLE CHILD --
COLIN MOCHRIE,
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AND THE REDHEADED STEPKID --
RYAN STILES.
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AND I'M YOUR HOST
DREW CAREY.
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COME ON DOWN.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
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OH, HELLO.
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WHOO!
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HELLO, AND WILLKOMMEN
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING
IS MADE UP
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AND THE POINTS
DON'T MATTER.
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THE POINTS ARE SOMETHING
YOU'LL NEVER SEE,
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LIKE PAT BUCHANAN
IN THE WHITE HOUSE,
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BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN
TO ME YAPPING ALL NIGHT.
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LET'S START WITH A GAME
CALLED "QUESTIONS ONLY."
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THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY.
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KATHY AND WAYNE,
YOU'RE GOING TO START.
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THIS IS ALSO
A REALLY GREAT PARTY GAME.
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GOOD GAME IF YOU'RE
EVER AT A PARTY
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WITH NO CHICKS OR BOOZE.
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IT'S CALLED
"QUESTIONS ONLY."
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THEY'RE ONLY ALLOWED
TO SPEAK IN QUESTIONS.
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THAT'S ALL
THEY'RE ALLOWED TO DO,
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AND WHEN THEY GO WRONG,
I'LL BUZZ THEM,
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AND THE OTHER PERSON
TAKES THEIR PLACE.
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IT'S KIND OF
A LITTLE CONTEST --
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SEE WHO CAN STAY OUT THERE
THE LONGEST.
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THE SCENE IS --
PATRONS OF AN OLD WEST SALOON
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PREPARE FOR THE ARRIVAL
OF THE NOTORIOUS UGLY GANG.
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ARE YOU READY
FOR THE APPEARANCE
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OF THE NOTORIOUS UGLY GANG?
WHOO-HOO!
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WELL, HONEY, I'VE BEEN --
OH, GOSH, YES, I AM.
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[ BUZZER ]
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♪ WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY TEETH? ♪
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♪ WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY TEETH? ♪
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DO YOU PLAY THAT
IN "C" OR "D"?
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WHAT LETTER
WOULD YOU LIKE?
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WHAT LETTER DO YOU THINK
WILL GET YOU KILLED
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BY THE NOTORIOUS
UGLY GANG?
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THE UGLY GANG IS COMING?
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HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
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WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE
FROM BOB --
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THE LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES
DOWN THE ROAD IN A TEPEE?
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IT'S TRUE.
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AIN'T BOB AN ANAGRAM?
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AREN'T YOU THE SMART ONE?
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WHERE'S THE O.K. CORRAL?
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YOU'LL WANT
TO TAKE A LEFT --
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MIND IF --
[ BUZZER ]
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IS THIS WHERE I JOIN UP
FOR THE UGLY GANG?
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO YOU?
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WHO'S ASKING?
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YOU READY TO DRAW?
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DRAW WHAT?
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[ BUZZER ]
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ARE YOU THE MAN
THEY CALL UGLY?
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YOU HAVE TO ASK?
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WHY WOULD THEY
CALL YOU UGLY?
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WHY DO BIRDS FLY?
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ARE YOU FEELING SOMETHING
LIKE I'M FEELING SOMETHING?
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IS THAT POSSIBLE?
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[ BUZZER ]
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I'M GOING TO GIVE 500 POINTS
FOR THAT TO RYAN STILES,
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WHO CAN BE SEEN EVERY
WEDNESDAY AT 9:00/8:00 CENTRAL
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ON THE "DREW CAREY SHOW,"
RIGHT HERE ON ABC.
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YOU'RE SHAMELESS.
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IF I'M GOING TO GIVE POINTS,
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I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT
WORTH MY WHILE.
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LET'S GO ON TO A GAME
CALLED "AFRICAN CHANT."
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THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY,
WITH LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR,
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AND CECE WORRALL.
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HELLO, HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PLEASE?
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MIKE.
WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?
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I'M AN ASTRONOMY
GRADUATE STUDENT.
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I'M SORRY, I SAID,
"FOR A LIVING."
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HA HA HA. OKAY,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
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ASTRONOMY GRADUATE STUDENT,
GO AND HAVE A SEAT.
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WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HOW YOU DOING? HAVE A SEAT.
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MIKE HERE IS
AN ASTRONOMY GRADUATE STUDENT.
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YEAH, SOMEDAY HE'LL BE,
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"WOULD YOU LIKE PEPPERONI
WITH THAT?"
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UH...
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SORRY. I KNOW, THERE'S A LOT
OF MONEY IN ASTRONOMY.
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I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
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I DON'T NEED A MAP.
I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.
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YOU ARE A GEMINI, YOU MUST
DO GOOD THINGS TOMORROW.
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OKAY. SORRY, WE'RE JUST --
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JUST SOME POOR GUY
FROM THE AUDIENCE,
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AND WE'RE JUST BUSTING
HIS CHOPS.
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WAYNE'S GOING TO DO
AN AFRICAN CHANT TO YOU.
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OF COURSE!
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THE OTHER THREE ARE
GOING TO DO BACKUP.
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THAT'S THE PART
I DON'T GET.
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YOU'RE FROM
THE SUBURBS OF AFRICA.
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YEAH, YOU'RE
SUBURBS OF AFRICA.
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HA HA HA HA!
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ON A SMALL,
NONDESCRIPT CUL-DE-SAC
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IN AFRICA
LIVES WAYNE BRADY.
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"GOOD MORNING, MR. UMBUTU."
"GOOD MORNING TO YOU!"
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SO, UH, MIKE IS
AN ASTRONOMY GRADUATE STUDENT.
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TAKE IT AWAY,
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
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[ AFRICAN-STYLE RHYTHMS
PLAYING ]
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[ CHANTING ]
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♪ MIKE ♪
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♪ MIKE ♪
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♪ MIKE LIKE TO LOOK
AT THE STARS ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE HIS NAME IS MIKE ♪
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♪ MIKE ♪
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♪ MIKE DON'T UNDERSTAND,
DON'T CARE HOW YOU FELT ♪
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♪ KEEPS ON HIS PANTS
WITH ORION'S BELT ♪
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♪ NAME IS MIKE ♪
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♪ MIKE ♪
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♪ MIKE IS JUST A STUDENT,
BUT ONE DAY ♪
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♪ MIKE WILL USE THE STARS
TO GUIDE HIM ON HIS WAY ♪
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♪ HIS NAME IS MIKE, UH ♪
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♪ HIS NAME IS MIKE, UH ♪
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♪ HIS NAME IS MIKE, UH ♪
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♪ MIKE-AI-YAI-IKE ♪
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♪ MIKE-AI-YAI-IKE ♪
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♪ MIKE, IF YOU ARE GOOD,
AND I HAD ANY LUCK ♪
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♪ YOU COULD USE THE STARS
TO FIND ME BETTER BACKUPS ♪
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♪ MI-I-I-IKE ♪
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♪ MI-I-I-IKE ♪
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♪ MIKE ♪
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♪ MIKE ♪
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♪ MIKE, LET ME TELL YOU,
I KNOW THAT IT EATS YA ♪
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♪ SOMEDAY YOU'LL STUDY STARS,
BUT YOU'LL END UP ♪
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♪ DELIVERING PIZZA ♪
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♪ MIKE ♪
♪ MIKE ♪
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♪ OH, MIKE ♪
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♪ MIKE ♪
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♪ ATOM-BE-LEI ♪
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♪ DEE-TA-BE-TA-GA-LEI ♪
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♪ WHAT IS THAT, MIKE? ♪
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Ryan: ♪ OOH ♪
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♪ WHAT IS THAT, MIKE? ♪
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A GALAXY.
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♪ MIKE SAYS THAT'S A GALAXY ♪
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♪ IT IS FULL OF STARS ♪
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♪ AFTER THE SHOW MIKE IS
GOING TO GET DRUNK ♪
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♪ IN ONE OF L.A.'S BARS ♪
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♪ MI-IKE ♪
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♪ MI-IKE ♪
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♪ HIS NAME IS MIKE ♪
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♪ YAI-YAI
YAI-YAI-YAI ♪
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♪ HIS NAME IS MIKE ♪
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♪ MIKE ♪
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♪ MI-I-IKE ♪
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♪ MI-I-IKE ♪
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♪ MI-IKE ♪
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♪ MI-IKE ♪
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♪ MIKE ♪
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[ BUZZER ]
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MIKE.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE."
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DON'T GO AWAY.
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WELCOME BACK
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE INTERNET,
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AND YOU GET AN INSTANT MESSAGE
THAT'S REALLY
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DISGUSTING AND FILTHY,
BUT IT ALMOST TURNS YOU ON?
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THAT'S ME.
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NOW WE'RE GOING TO A GAME
CALLED "THE MILLIONAIRE'S SHOW."
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THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY.
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COLIN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
HOST OF A GAME SHOW
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CALLED "THE MILLIONAIRE SHOW,"
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AND RYAN IS THE CONTESTANT
ON THE SHOW.
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KATHY, YOU'RE THE FRIEND
ON THE PHONE.
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WAYNE, YOU GO UP
IN THE AUDIENCE.
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THE TWIST IS, HERE,
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THIS IS THE FRISKY
OLD PEOPLE VERSION.
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THE FRISKY OLD PEOPLE VERSION
OF "THE MILLIONAIRE SHOW."
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TAKE IT AWAY.
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NOW YOU'RE ONLY TWO QUESTIONS
FROM THE $1 MILLION.
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OH, HURRY UP.
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I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH TIME
I GOT LEFT.
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ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU GET THAT MONEY,
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH IT?
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OH, I'M GOING TO QUIT
MY JOB.
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WAIT A MINUTE,
I ALREADY DID THAT.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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JUST TRYING TO KEEP
YOU UP, THERE.
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GOT TO GET IT STARTED
BACK UP. HOLD ON.
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THERE WE GO.
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YOU HAVE
TWO LIFELINES LEFT.
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OH, THAT'S --
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I MEAN THAT.
YOU ONLY HAVE TWO.
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I'M LIKE A CAT.
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YOU ARE LIKE A CAT.
YOU KEEP THINKING THAT.
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[ HISSES ]
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ARE YOU READY TO TRY
FOR IT?
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HURRY UP, MY TOENAILS
ARE GETTING YELLOW.
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VIAGRA.
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OH, I SPENT
MY HONEYMOON THERE.
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IT'S BY THE LAKE,
AND THE FALLS -- IT'S GORGEOUS.
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THERE GOES
THE FIRST ANSWER.
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WELL, THEN, LET'S JUST HEAR
THE OTHER THREE.
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VIAGRA IS -- "A,"
A GREAT TOURIST ATTRACTION
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MANY PEOPLE COME TO SEE,
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"B," RESPONSIBLE FOR
SOMETHING THAT COULD BE
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A GREAT TOURIST ATTRACTION
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THAT EVERYONE WILL WANT
TO SEE --
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OKAY.
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"C," A GODSEND,
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"D," NONE OF THE ABOVE.
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"A," "B," "C," "D."
BOY, I'M --
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"E" --
THERE IS NO "E."
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"F" -- SAME AS "E."
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I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO USE A LIFELINE.
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I'M GOING TO CALL --
IT'S AMAZING.
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I MET A BEAUTIFUL
YOUNG GIRL, 22 YEARS OLD,
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AND SHE'S FALLEN
IN LOVE WITH ME.
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IF I COULD GET HER
ON THE PHONE.
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GET HER
ON HER CELL PHONE.
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HER NAME'S BAMBI.
BAMBI?
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YES, IT IS.
I'M SHOCKED.
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BAMBI, ARE YOU THERE?
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Kathy: I'M HERE.
WHERE'S MY SUGAR DADDY?
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I'M RIGHT HERE.
SHE CALLS ME HER SUGAR DADDY,
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'CAUSE I'M SWEET.
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OH, SHOOT.
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HONEY, DID YOU HEAR
THE QUESTION?
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I'M SORRY.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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I LOVE HER LAUGH.
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OH, THEY DON'T HAVE
TO BE SMART.
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THEY JUST HAVE TO LIVE.
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OH, I'LL JUST GO
WITH "A,"
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'CAUSE IT'S NICE AND QUICK
AND EASY, OKAY?
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WHO DOES THAT
REMIND YOU OF?
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ALL RIGHT.
HER ANSWER WAS "A."
234
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DO YOU MIND
IF I SAY GOODBYE?
235
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GOODBYE, HONEY.
236
00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:24,589
IS THAT IT FOR SURE
THIS TIME?
237
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IT IS. YOU KEEP IT
WARM FOR ME.
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EW.
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ALL RIGHT.
SO, SHE SAID "A."
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THE VIAGRA IS
A TOURIST ATTRACTION.
241
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OOH, I BETTER CHANGE THAT
TO "D," THEN.
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"D" IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER?
243
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NO, "A" IS.
244
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,508
YOU PICKED "A."
THAT'S RIGHT!
245
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,876
OH, MY ARM! MY ARM!
246
00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:49,047
OKAY, I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M BACK. OH, LORD.
247
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YOU KNOW, THAT MEANS
YOU'RE ONE QUESTION AWAY
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FROM THE MILLION DOLLARS.
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I AM SO EXCITED.
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I BET.
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FILL IN THE REST
OF THIS QUOTE --
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FILL IN...
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I'M NOT FINISHED YET.
I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET.
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"TO BE OR NOT TO..."
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"A," BE,
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"B," SEE,
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"C," WE,
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"D," MOI.
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"TO BE OR NOT TO MOI."
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"A."
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00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,917
I GOT TO USE
ANOTHER LIFELINE.
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00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,119
I'M GOING TO GO UP
INTO THE AUDIENCE.
263
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OH, WELL, SIT HERE.
264
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,589
WHAT, YOU GOT SOMEONE
IN THE AUDIENCE?
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WHO ARE YOU GOING
TO GO CALL?
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I'M GOING TO GO
TO MY CARETAKER,
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MY CARETAKER PHYLLIS.
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ALL RIGHT, PHYLLIS!
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PHYLLIS, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WATCH OUT FOR THE PEOPLE
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IN FRONT OF YOU.
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PHYLLIS IS FROM MONTANA.
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OH, YEAH.
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GREAT FALLS, MONTANA.
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HUH?
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PHYLLIS, DID YOU HEAR
THE QUESTION, HONEY?
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YEAH, I LOVE MONEY.
EVERYBODY LOVE MONEY.
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ONE TIME I HAD
RELATIONS WITH 45 MEN
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AT ONE TIME.
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THOSE WERE GERMANS, HONEY.
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THIS IS
DIFFERENT TIMES NOW.
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DID YOU HEAR
THE QUESTION, HONEY?
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WHAT?
283
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,784
Both: THE QUESTION.
284
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:33,852
Wayne: WHAT?
285
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,053
LETTER?
286
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,255
WHO YOU CALLING BETTER?
287
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,157
CERTAINLY NOT YOU.
288
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,727
I HATE YOU.
289
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:46,197
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
290
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,000
I DON'T -- I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO GO WITH "B,"
291
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WHATEVER IT IS,
'CAUSE I REMEMBER IN 1947,
292
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,205
THERE WAS THIS LITTLE MAN
NAMED HERMAN --
293
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,674
SHE GETS INTO HER STORIES,
AND SHE NEVER STOPS.
294
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:58,076
SHE SAID "B."
295
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:01,412
YOU GOT TO GET HER
A SEDATIVE TO PUT HER OUT.
296
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,786
I HAVE TO GO
WITH WHAT SHE SAID.
297
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:11,022
SO YOU'RE SAYING IT'S
"B," "TO BE OR NOT TO SEE."
298
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,590
EH?
299
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,859
"A," YOU'RE PICKING "A"?
"A" IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER?
300
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:17,962
DID I SAY THAT?
I SUPPOSE SO THEN.
301
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,831
YOU STUPID OLD FOOL.
YOU PICKED "A."
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00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,366
OH, OH.
303
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,600
YOU WIN.
304
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,102
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
305
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,937
I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU WON.
306
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,806
NO, I'M NOT!
YOU WON.
307
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,843
CAN YOU HELP ME?
308
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,044
I CAN'T HELP YOU.
309
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,779
[ BUZZER ]
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YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREAT PART
ABOUT THAT GAME WAS?
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UH, 'CAUSE IT WAS
THE FRISKY OLD PEOPLE VERSION,
312
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:53,264
COLIN DID NOT HAVE TO CHANGE
HIS FACE AT ALL.
313
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:58,336
ENDEARING YOURSELF
TO THE CROWD.
314
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I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND,
BUDDY.
315
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,041
I KNOW.
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00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,179
HA HA HA!
317
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:11,716
OKAY, LET'S MOVE ON TO ONE
OF MY FAVORITE GAMES,
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00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,685
CALLED "SCENES FROM A HAT."
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00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,689
BEFORE EVERY TAPING
OF THE SHOW,
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WE ASK OUR AUDIENCE MEMBERS
TO WRITE DOWN SUGGESTIONS
321
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,125
FOR DIFFERENT THINGS.
322
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,628
ONE OF THEM IS SUGGESTIONS
FOR THIS GAME.
323
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,563
WE PUT THEM IN THIS HAT,
SEE HOW MANY SUGGESTIONS
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00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,166
OUR PERFORMERS CAN ACT OUT
FOR US,
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00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:33,438
STARTING WITH "SCENES
FROM THE ESKIMO SOAP OPERA."
326
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:34,973
YOU'RE LEAVING ME?
327
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,075
[ IMITATING SAWING SOUND ]
328
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,714
[ BUZZER ]
329
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,920
OH, JOHNNY, HOLD ME.
330
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,590
[ BUZZER ]
331
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,230
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION.
332
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:00,365
[ BUZZER ]
333
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:09,440
"REJECTED SHOW NAMES
FOR 'WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?'"
334
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:14,646
HI, AND WELCOME
TO "DREW CAREY'S HOUSE PAYMENT."
335
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,481
[ BUZZER ]
336
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,989
IT'S NOW TIME
FOR "DREW AND FRIEND."
337
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,557
[ BUZZER ]
338
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,199
I HAD NO IDEA.
339
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,571
"WHAT KATHY GREENWOOD
IS THINKING RIGHT NOW."
340
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,310
OH, GOD,
I LOVE THIS GAME!
341
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:46,911
[ BUZZER ]
342
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,916
MAN, THAT COLIN.
343
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,651
[ BUZZER ]
344
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:06,564
"TRYING TO LOOK COOL WHILE
DOING VERY UNCOOL THINGS."
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00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,934
[ IMITATES BUZZER ]
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00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,471
[ BUZZER ]
347
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,989
[ BUZZER ]
348
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,076
[ BUZZER ]
349
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,181
"WHAT WOMEN SAY TO EACH OTHER
IN THE BATHROOM
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00:16:57,249 --> 00:17:02,387
DURING THE 'WHOSE LINE'
INTERMISSION."
351
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:03,755
SYLVIA?
YEAH?
352
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:07,392
CAN YOU SING A HOEDOWN?
THIS IS GOING TO BE NOISY.
353
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,760
[ BUZZER ]
354
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:20,038
I DON'T THINK DREW HAS
ANY PANTS ON UNDER HIS DESK.
355
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,105
[ BUZZER ]
356
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:29,180
"ODD THINGS TO SEE WRITTEN
ON HIGHWAY WARNING SIGNS."
357
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,317
"LOOK IN YOUR BACK SEAT."
358
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,652
[ BUZZER ]
359
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,623
HA HA HA.
360
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:43,194
"TITLES FOR COLIN MOCHRIE'S
AUTOBIOGRAPHY."
361
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,170
"HOW I MURDERED DREW CAREY."
362
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,105
[ BUZZER ]
363
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,679
"YOU DON'T NEED HAIR
TO SATISFY
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00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,781
EVERY WOMAN YOU'VE MET."
365
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:04,949
[ BUZZER ]
366
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,524
IT'S TRUE.
367
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,531
"OTHER THINGS YOU CAN SEE
FROM THE MOON
368
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,934
BESIDES THE GREAT WALL
OF CHINA."
369
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,973
LOOK, THOSE ARE RYAN'S SHOES.
370
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,274
[ BUZZER ]
371
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,283
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
372
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,385
WITH MORE
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
373
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:46,958
HEY, WELCOME BACK TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
374
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,660
TONIGHT'S WINNER --
KATHY GREENWOOD.
375
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,130
I THINK IT WAS ALL THAT JUMPING
UP AND DOWN THAT DID IT.
376
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,332
SHE'S THE WINNER.
THE REST OF US
377
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,334
ARE GOING TO DO
A GAME CALLED "HOEDOWN."
378
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:57,902
OUR FAVORITE GAME "HOEDOWN,"
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00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,071
WITH LAURA HALL
ON THE PIANO. LAURA.
380
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,240
WHAT I NEED FROM THIS SECTION
OF THE AUDIENCE --
381
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,510
SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU
THAT YOU WANT TO KEEP SECRET.
382
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:06,944
GOT ARRESTED.
383
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,346
LET'S DO
THE "GOT ARRESTED HOEDOWN."
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00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,148
TAKE IT AWAY, LAURA HALL.
385
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:14,152
[ PLAYS SALOON-STYLE STOMP ]
386
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:20,758
♪ DON'T MAKE FUN
OF THE POLICE, I SAY, STOP! ♪
387
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,562
♪ BECAUSE ONE
OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS A COP ♪
388
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:28,266
♪ BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY
THAT THEY DO THEIR THING ♪
389
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:32,803
♪ I SAY, "HEY, IT'S A GOOD THING
MY NAME ISN'T RODNEY KING" ♪
390
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:38,776
♪ WHEN I WAS ARRESTED,
IT WASN'T GOOD FOR ME ♪
391
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,845
♪ THEY BEAT ME,
AND THEY STRIPPED ME ♪
392
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,080
♪ AND THEY SEARCHED MY CAVITY ♪
393
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,350
♪ "WHY DID THIS HAPPEN
TO SUCH A GUY?" YOU SAY ♪
394
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,119
♪ WELL, TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH ♪
395
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,122
♪ IT WAS 'CAUSE I WAS
ARRESTED IN L.A. ♪
396
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:57,528
♪ I AM QUITE UNBALANCED,
MY MIND IS NOT THAT STEADY ♪
397
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:01,032
♪ I ONCE PUMMELED A GUY
WITH AN EVEREADY ♪
398
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:04,835
♪ THEY TOOK ME DOWN TO JAIL,
AND THEY ARRESTED ME ♪
399
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:09,073
♪ AND THEY CHARGED ME
WITH ASSAULT WITH A BATTERY ♪
400
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:19,283
♪ I GOT SENT TO PRISON,
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪
401
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:23,054
♪ I FELT SO BAD
BECAUSE I WAS SO NEW ♪
402
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:26,624
♪ DIDN'T KNOW THE WAYS THERE,
I FELT LIKE SUCH A DOPE ♪
403
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:30,695
♪ BUT NOW I NEVER BEND DOWN
TO PICK UP ANY SOAP ♪
404
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:35,800
All: ♪ PICK UP ANY SOAP ♪
405
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,101
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
406
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,070
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"
407
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,205
RIGHT AFTER THIS.
408
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,144
WELCOME BACK TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
409
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,113
TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
EVERYBODY READ THE CREDITS.
410
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,615
YOU GUYS ARE GOING
TO READ THE CREDITS
411
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,250
AS FRISKY OLD PEOPLE.
412
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,819
THANKS FOR WATCHING.
GOOD NIGHT.
413
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,756
DAN PATTERSON.
414
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,792
AND JIMMY MULVILLE.
415
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,862
AND THERE GOES TOM PARK.
YOU REMEMBER TOM PARK?
416
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,799
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO OVER
TO BRUCE RYAN'S?
417
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,434
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
418
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,770
VINE.
419
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:16,440
RON WEST!
420
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:19,043
BRAD ZERBST.
421
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,779
I REMEMBER HIM.
422
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,448
I'M A FRISKY --
I'M A FRISKY OLD PERSON!
423
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:27,451
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