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Good evening, everybody,

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And welcome
to "whose line is it anyway?"

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On tonight's show...

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He's somewhere
over the rainbow...

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Brad sherwood.

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He's following
the yellow brick road...

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Wayne brady.

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If he only had a brain...
colin mochrie.

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And he killed her...
ryan stiles.

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Hi, I'm your host drew carey.

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Come on down,
let's have some fun.

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Thank you.

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God bless you.
Thank you very much.

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Welcome
to "whose line is it anyway?"

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The show where
everything is made up

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And the points don't matter.

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That's right, the points
are like a fully loaded,

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Top-of-the-line yugo.

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We're going to start out

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With a game
called "hollywood director."

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Brad, ryan, and wayne are going
to act out a film scene.

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Colin's going to be
the director who keeps giving

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The actors different notes
on how to improve the scene.

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He hasn't seen
these notes before.

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I'm going to give them
to him right now,

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And the scene you're going
to act out is...

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Ryan and wayne
are two motorists

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Who run into each other
while parking.

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Brad's a police officer
who arrives at the scene.

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And, colin, you're the director
who gives them their notes

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On how to make the scene better.
Take it away.

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Cling, cling!
Squeaky, squeaky...

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Ow!

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Squeaky-squirt. Click.

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I'm sorry.
I didn't even see you there.

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[ in high voice ]
what the hell?

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Well, you should really have
some sort of fluorescent paint

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On that thing or something,
it's so small.

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So it's my fault?
I'm on my bike. You hit me.

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I didn't do that
to your voice, did I?

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Ow! Yes.

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Now you did it.

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What seems to be
the problem here?

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Hold on.

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Wait.

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He pulled out right
in front of me.

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He pulled out right
in front of me.

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All I was doing,
I was pulling out on my bike,

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And the big palooka hits me.

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Why,
I couldn't even see him.

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Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

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I think it was
tennessee williams who said,

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"y'all are crap."

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You... you need a stepladder

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To get to their level of crap.

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Now, come on.
Let's concentrate.

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We're trying
to put a film out

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That we're
going to be proud of.

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Proud... p-r-o-d.
Proud.

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I'm sorry...
shut up.

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Listen...

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What we need
is something exciting.

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This scene has no flow,

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It has no excitement.
We need excitement!

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So, what I want is for you

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To do your own stunts

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In slow motion.
That means...

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In slow motion.

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Go!

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Cling, cling!

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Ow!

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Aah!

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[ makes screeching sounds ]

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Oh!

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I'm sorry.
I didn't even see you there.

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I was pulling out.
How could you not see me?

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How could you not see me?

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[ cocks shotgun ]

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Brad: [ imitating siren ]

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Aah!

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Snap.

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We've had a bit
of an accident here.

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What seems to be
the trouble here?

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Well, this guy
pulled out right...

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Cut, cut, cut, cut!

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Oh, crap, crap, all right.

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Look, you're missing
the entire point of the scene.

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I thought so, too.

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What we need is something
to appeal to the college kids,

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So do it like frat boys...
naked!

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Go!

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Hey, whoo!

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Whoo! Whoo!

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[ laughs ]

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Oh, that was awesome,
dude.

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Whoo!

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You hit me!

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Party down!

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Party down!

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Whoo!

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Hey, what seems to be
the trouble?

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Ping, ping, ping!

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Colin: Cut, cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut, cut!

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I'm 45 years old.

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I know. Forget the ping.

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No ping?

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I don't need
to take this crap.

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I won
a people's choice award.

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Look...

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I have one.

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I know.
Everybody has one.

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Who doesn't have one?

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What I want
is raw emotion.

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I want passion.
Passion.

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Do everything...

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[ quietly ]
passionately.

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Go.

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Squeaky, squeak.

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Click!

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[ makes
shifting gears noises ]

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[ humming ]

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Cling, cling!

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Oh!
Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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[ buzzer ]

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I love that little bouncing
around on the stage thing

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You did there.

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It reminded me of the day
you got the show.

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Really?

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The next game
is called "duet."

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This is for brad and wayne

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With laura hall
and linda taylor.

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Anwhat's your name,
please?

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Kim. Kim, what do
you do for a living?

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I am a giant sea otter.

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Where do you do that?

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Long beach aquarium.

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Long beach aquarium.
Come down here, kim.

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Say hi to brad and wayne.
Go ahead.

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This is kim
the giant sea otter.

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[ chirping ]

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Now you know that your job
is ruined now

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'cause whenever they see
the giant sea otter,

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They'll know it's kim.

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Kids are going to be making
fun of you and stuff, but...

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Brad and wayne are going
to do a song to you,

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And the song I want you to do
to her is a vaudeville song.

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To kim the giant sea otter.
Take it away.

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Yes.

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♪ now your dad's proud
of his daughter ♪

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♪ grew up to be
a big sea otter ♪

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♪ oh, my goodness,
what could he do? ♪

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♪ well, you really
passed the test ♪

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♪ breaking clams
upon your chest ♪

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♪ and now you're working
at a fish zoo ♪

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Mr. Johnson...

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Yes, mr. Carbuncle.

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Have you ever noticed
what's special about kim?

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Not till just now.

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What's so special
about kim?

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She's a very good girl

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'cause she always does
what she otter.

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Whoa!

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♪ well,
she's not quite flipper ♪

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♪ and her costume
has a zipper ♪

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♪ which I'd like
to unzip now ♪

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♪ she's the kind of girl
been around the world ♪

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Oh, yes.

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♪ and when the little kids
pull on the costume ♪

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♪ it makes her hurl ♪

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♪ I don't know how she doesn't
scare those little kids ♪

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♪ I do not know ♪

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♪ it's not as scary ♪

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♪ as that big,
tall shark did, whoa! ♪

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Hey, mr. Johnson...

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Yes, mr. Carbuncle,

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I think
I said your name was.

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Yes, you did.

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Can you tell me
what is the best thing

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About going on a date
with a mascot like kim?

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Well,
I could tell you,

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But we'd get
our show canceled.

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♪ well,
whether it's marine ♪

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♪ aquatic ♪

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♪ she's the best girl
that I've ever seen ♪

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Both: ♪ she's kim ♪

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Drew: Thank you, kim.

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We'll be right back with more
"whose line is it anyway?"

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Right after this.

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Cf welcome back the
show that the emmysway?"

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Just don't have
a category for.

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We're going
to continue the show

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With a game called
"sound effects."

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This is for ryan
and colin.

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Come on down here,
ryan and colin.

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Hello, hello.

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Could I have your
name, please? Gloria.

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Nice to meet you, gloria.
What's your name?

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Diane.

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Gloria and diane,

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Why don't you
come on down here?

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Come on down here,
gloria and diane.

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Are you gloria
or diane?

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Diane.

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Okay, diane,
this is your microphone.

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Stand right up here
on this platform here.

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There you go, gloria.
Okay, what's going to happen,

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These guys are going
to do a scene for us,

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And, gloria and diane,
you're going to do

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The sound effects
for the scene.

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Gloria, you're going to do
the sound effects for colin,

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And, diane, you're going to do
the sound effects for ryan.

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It's really fun.
You're going to have a blast.

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Here's the scene.

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Colin is the scottish owner
of jurassic park.

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A scottish venture,
was it?

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Ryan is the scientist

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Who realizes things
are going terribly wrong,

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So you guys are doing
the sound effects,

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Gloria and diane. Take it away
whenever you're ready.

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[ making
engine revving noises ]

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Gloria: Beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep!

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You never know

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When you might have to
get out of here quickly,

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'cause we got trouble
here in the park.

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[ scottish accent ]
ach, no.

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[ makes
engine revving noises ]

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Let me turn off the radio.

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[ both screaming ]

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Close the curtains.

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I'm sorry.

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[ both making spooky noises ]

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I'm a little hungry.

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Yeah, I understand that.

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Look, we've got trouble
here at the park.

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It's so hard with everything
going in such a whirl,

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You know?

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I wish everything would
just settle down for...

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Oh, listen.

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Complete silence.

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That's what I mean.

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Something's up. It's been
too quiet around here lately.

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Ach, no!

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[ making baby cooing noises ]

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Daddy... no!

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No!

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No!

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Daddy... no! No!

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I know, I know.

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They like to mess with me.

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Please, it's... no.

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Daddy...

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Daddy has to work.

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Now go see mommy.
Go see mommy.

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You shouldn't have
your children here

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With the dinosaurs.

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[ makes monster noises ]

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Good point.

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That was my best impression.
Look.

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[ makes monster noises ]

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Oh, that's great.

263
00:12:05,272 --> 00:12:07,640
I'm going to drop the power
on the gate

264
00:12:07,641 --> 00:12:09,474
So we can go out
into the jungle.

265
00:12:09,475 --> 00:12:10,475
All right.

266
00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:13,011
[ making baby noises ]

267
00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:15,446
Oh, I'm sorry.
Go play with your mother.

268
00:12:15,447 --> 00:12:17,382
I got the wrong switch.
Ready?

269
00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:21,251
[ both making honking noises ]

270
00:12:21,252 --> 00:12:24,487
Listen. Now the electricity
is flowing through it,

271
00:12:24,488 --> 00:12:27,422
And now it's not.

272
00:12:27,423 --> 00:12:29,157
[ making high-pitched noises ]

273
00:12:29,158 --> 00:12:31,659
There's still a little bit
of electricity in there.

274
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,127
Help me with it.

275
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,730
I'm all right,
I'm all right.

276
00:12:35,731 --> 00:12:38,833
Listen. Sounds like
really heavy foot--

277
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:41,835
[ making baby noises ]

278
00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:43,837
You on the moped,
look out!

279
00:12:43,838 --> 00:12:45,338
Get out of there!

280
00:12:45,339 --> 00:12:47,473
Get away!

281
00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:49,508
There's a tyrannosaurus
right behind you,

282
00:12:49,509 --> 00:12:51,843
You stupid...

283
00:12:51,844 --> 00:12:53,812
[ making baby cooing noises ]

284
00:12:53,813 --> 00:12:56,315
Well, it's not
a very big one, is it?

285
00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:59,417
But they will get bigger.

286
00:12:59,418 --> 00:13:02,019
Oh, thank god.
The chopper is here.

287
00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:05,220
[ making purring noises ]

288
00:13:08,157 --> 00:13:10,457
It's never going to be able
to lift us up

289
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,893
With those tiny propellers.

290
00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:15,832
Quiet. Raptors.

291
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:18,501
Beep, beep, beep, beep.

292
00:13:18,502 --> 00:13:20,869
They seem pretty peaceful,
though, don't they?

293
00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:23,639
You know...

294
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,808
Beep, beep, beep.

295
00:13:25,809 --> 00:13:27,142
I thought they'd be
worse than that.

296
00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:28,944
Perhaps we should
go out there ourselves

297
00:13:28,945 --> 00:13:30,746
And have a look around.

298
00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:32,247
Not unprotected we won't.

299
00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:33,748
I'll just cock it.

300
00:13:33,749 --> 00:13:36,216
[ makes gunshot noise ]

301
00:13:36,217 --> 00:13:40,850
Point it away from me.

302
00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:42,352
Quick, get in the jeep.

303
00:13:42,353 --> 00:13:44,354
[ makes engine revving noise ]

304
00:13:44,355 --> 00:13:47,356
Oh.

305
00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:50,525
I'm glad I remembered.
Come on.

306
00:13:50,526 --> 00:13:53,295
Let's see
if I can get them.

307
00:13:53,296 --> 00:13:55,630
[ buzzer ]

308
00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:59,800
That was wonderful.
Thank you.

309
00:13:59,801 --> 00:14:04,171
Thank you very much.

310
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:06,673
Thank you, gloria and diane.
Gloria and diane.

311
00:14:06,674 --> 00:14:09,075
Thank you very much.

312
00:14:20,017 --> 00:14:22,318
[ makes
baby cooing noises ]

313
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,752
Yeah.

314
00:14:23,753 --> 00:14:25,720
I bet the grandkids
look forward

315
00:14:25,721 --> 00:14:27,722
To her bedtime stories.

316
00:14:27,723 --> 00:14:30,458
That was great, you guys.
1,000 points apiece for you.

317
00:14:30,459 --> 00:14:32,593
Take them home with you.

318
00:14:35,029 --> 00:14:39,299
Let's move on to a game called
"3-headed broadway star"

319
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,800
For wayne, brad, and colin.

320
00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:45,970
Wayne, brad, and colin.

321
00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,306
♪ la la la la ♪

322
00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:49,473
What's your name?

323
00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:50,507
Shawna.

324
00:14:50,508 --> 00:14:51,942
Shawna?
Come on down here, shawna.

325
00:14:51,943 --> 00:14:54,477
Why don't you step
right over there?

326
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,212
Say hi to the fellas.

327
00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:59,949
Why don't you go up there
and have a seat on the stool?

328
00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:02,818
This is shawna.

329
00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:08,723
Hey, shawna,
nice to meet you.

330
00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:09,824
Drew: This is shawna.

331
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,725
Shawna, these guys
are going to sing

332
00:15:11,726 --> 00:15:13,260
A hit broadway love song to you.
Isn't that exciting?

333
00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:14,661
And they're going
to make up the love song

334
00:15:14,662 --> 00:15:16,196
One word at a time

335
00:15:16,197 --> 00:15:19,799
As if they were a strange
3-headed broadway star.

336
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,534
Wayne: As if.

337
00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:23,336
Now what I need
from the audience

338
00:15:23,337 --> 00:15:25,604
Is I need you to complete
this song title...

339
00:15:25,605 --> 00:15:27,606
"whenever I see your blank."

340
00:15:27,607 --> 00:15:30,975
[ shouting suggestions ]

341
00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:33,111
Warts. Okay.
Stop, stop, stop.

342
00:15:33,112 --> 00:15:34,445
Whoa, wait, whoa.

343
00:15:34,446 --> 00:15:35,780
Somebody behind me said warts.

344
00:15:35,781 --> 00:15:39,816
Uh...

345
00:15:39,817 --> 00:15:42,986
"whenever I see your warts."

346
00:15:42,987 --> 00:15:44,320
No reflection on shawna,
I'm sure.

347
00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:45,488
Take it away

348
00:15:45,489 --> 00:15:47,723
With the help of laura hall
and linda taylor.

349
00:15:52,295 --> 00:15:53,261
♪ when ♪

350
00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:54,262
♪ I ♪

351
00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:55,263
♪ see ♪

352
00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:56,264
♪ your ♪

353
00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:57,265
♪ warts ♪

354
00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:58,266
♪ I ♪

355
00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,267
♪ get ♪

356
00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:00,267
♪ so ♪

357
00:16:00,268 --> 00:16:01,735
♪ horny ♪

358
00:16:01,736 --> 00:16:02,703
♪ yes ♪

359
00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:04,204
♪ horny ♪

360
00:16:04,205 --> 00:16:05,205
♪ when ♪

361
00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,206
♪ I ♪

362
00:16:06,207 --> 00:16:07,373
♪ look ♪

363
00:16:07,374 --> 00:16:08,541
♪ at ♪

364
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:09,708
♪ those ♪

365
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:10,743
♪ cute ♪

366
00:16:10,744 --> 00:16:12,211
♪ bumps ♪

367
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,211
♪ I ♪

368
00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:14,713
♪ get ♪

369
00:16:14,714 --> 00:16:16,314
♪ red ♪

370
00:16:17,649 --> 00:16:18,682
♪ warts ♪

371
00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:19,650
♪ are ♪

372
00:16:19,651 --> 00:16:20,651
♪ my ♪

373
00:16:20,652 --> 00:16:21,685
♪ friends ♪

374
00:16:21,686 --> 00:16:22,652
♪ oh ♪

375
00:16:22,653 --> 00:16:23,653
♪ buddy ♪

376
00:16:23,654 --> 00:16:24,654
♪ can't ♪

377
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:25,655
♪ you ♪

378
00:16:25,656 --> 00:16:26,656
♪ see ♪

379
00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:27,657
♪ in ♪

380
00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:28,657
♪ my ♪

381
00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:29,658
♪ two ♪

382
00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:30,693
♪ eyes ♪

383
00:16:30,694 --> 00:16:31,693
♪ that ♪

384
00:16:31,694 --> 00:16:32,661
♪ I ♪

385
00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:33,662
♪ love ♪

386
00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:34,663
♪ your ♪

387
00:16:34,664 --> 00:16:35,663
♪ warts? ♪

388
00:16:35,664 --> 00:16:36,664
♪ beautiful ♪

389
00:16:36,665 --> 00:16:37,665
♪ I ♪

390
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:38,666
♪ want ♪

391
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:39,667
♪ your ♪

392
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:40,668
♪ little ♪

393
00:16:40,669 --> 00:16:41,902
♪ bumps ♪

394
00:16:43,638 --> 00:16:44,871
♪ bumps ♪

395
00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:46,039
♪ bumps ♪

396
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,273
♪ bumps ♪

397
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:48,574
♪ called ♪

398
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,675
♪ warts ♪

399
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,676
♪ let ♪

400
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,844
♪ me ♪

401
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,045
♪ touch ♪

402
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,179
♪ them ♪

403
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,180
♪ let ♪

404
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,181
♪ me ♪

405
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,348
♪ kiss ♪

406
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,516
♪ them ♪

407
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,617
♪ let ♪

408
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:00,617
♪ me ♪

409
00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:01,618
♪ bite ♪

410
00:17:01,619 --> 00:17:02,619
♪ them ♪

411
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,620
♪ let ♪

412
00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:04,788
♪ me ♪

413
00:17:04,789 --> 00:17:05,956
♪ nibble ♪

414
00:17:05,957 --> 00:17:07,157
♪ them ♪

415
00:17:07,158 --> 00:17:08,291
♪ warts ♪

416
00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:09,292
♪ are ♪

417
00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:10,460
♪ warty ♪

418
00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:11,794
♪ yours ♪

419
00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:12,961
♪ are ♪

420
00:17:12,962 --> 00:17:14,162
♪ sporty ♪

421
00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:17,332
♪ mine ♪

422
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,800
♪ are ♪

423
00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:20,268
♪ not ♪

424
00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:21,569
♪ so ♪

425
00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:23,136
♪ cute ♪

426
00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:24,570
♪ and ♪

427
00:17:24,571 --> 00:17:26,271
♪ green ♪

428
00:17:26,272 --> 00:17:28,473
♪ yours ♪

429
00:17:28,474 --> 00:17:29,974
♪ are ♪

430
00:17:29,975 --> 00:17:32,476
♪ beautiful ♪

431
00:17:32,477 --> 00:17:33,977
♪ and th-- ♪

432
00:17:33,978 --> 00:17:35,981
♪ they ♪

433
00:17:35,982 --> 00:17:37,483
♪ need ♪

434
00:17:37,484 --> 00:17:38,984
♪ to ♪

435
00:17:38,985 --> 00:17:42,487
♪ feel ♪

436
00:17:42,488 --> 00:17:46,991
♪ feel ♪

437
00:17:46,992 --> 00:17:50,994
All: ♪ love ♪

438
00:17:50,995 --> 00:17:54,997
[ buzzer ]

439
00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:57,132
Fantastic. We're going
to go see a commercial.

440
00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,800
We'll be right back.
Thank you, shawna.

441
00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,246
We'll be right back.

442
00:18:04,396 --> 00:18:07,898
Welcome back. Welcome back
to "whose line is it anyway?"

443
00:18:07,899 --> 00:18:08,966
Tonight's winner...
wayne brady.

444
00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:11,768
Wayne is the winner.
Congratulations.

445
00:18:11,769 --> 00:18:13,670
So the rest of us
are going to do a game for you

446
00:18:13,671 --> 00:18:15,104
Called "change"...
"quick change."

447
00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:16,239
What's going to happen

448
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,907
Is these guys
are going to do a scene,

449
00:18:17,908 --> 00:18:20,009
And whenever
I say the word "change,"

450
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:22,244
They have to immediately
change what they just said.

451
00:18:22,245 --> 00:18:24,346
And, wayne, what's the scene
they're going to do?

452
00:18:24,347 --> 00:18:28,082
Ha ha.
Colin is a woman in labor...

453
00:18:31,786 --> 00:18:33,954
Ha ha ha!
Brad is the doctor,

454
00:18:33,955 --> 00:18:36,456
And ryan enters
as the anxious father.

455
00:18:36,457 --> 00:18:38,124
Drew: Okay.

456
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,192
I'll be right over here
saying "change."

457
00:18:40,193 --> 00:18:42,327
How are you feeling?

458
00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:44,095
I'm feeling
in a lot of pain.

459
00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:45,130
Change.

460
00:18:45,131 --> 00:18:47,098
I feel giddy.
Very giddy.

461
00:18:47,099 --> 00:18:48,099
Change.

462
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,433
Not bad.

463
00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:51,402
I can see
you're starting to dilate.

464
00:18:51,403 --> 00:18:52,403
Change.

465
00:18:52,404 --> 00:18:57,007
You know,
you need to shave.

466
00:18:57,008 --> 00:18:58,408
Really?

467
00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:00,343
Yes, just right up in here
on the sideburns.

468
00:19:00,344 --> 00:19:01,644
It's all my hormones.
They're out of control.

469
00:19:01,645 --> 00:19:03,813
Yes, well, that happens
during the pregnancy.

470
00:19:03,814 --> 00:19:05,814
Sorry I'm late.
I got caught in traffic.

471
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:06,915
Change.
Sorry I'm late.

472
00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:08,249
I was having dinner
with a thin woman.

473
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:12,419
I can't believe
you thought of yourself,

474
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,021
You ungrateful goof!
Change.

475
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,855
Really?

476
00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:16,956
That's so sweet,

477
00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:18,457
That you were
helping thin people eat.

478
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,559
I brought you
a pork chop.

479
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,994
I need you to help me,

480
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,362
Since we're the only
two here. Change.

481
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,597
I need you
to go get me a pizza.

482
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,331
All right.
Change.

483
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,434
I want pepperoni
and a slice eel.

484
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,204
All right.

485
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,906
Oh, wait, I brought one
from the restaurant.

486
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:36,108
Oh! Oh! My water broke!
Change.

487
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:39,210
Oh! Oh! Fire!

488
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,210
Fire?

489
00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:41,811
Fire! Fire!

490
00:19:41,812 --> 00:19:43,813
Hopefully your water will
break soon, put that out.

491
00:19:43,814 --> 00:19:44,982
Oh!

492
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:47,184
♪s oh, there we go.
That was perfect.

493
00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:50,487
Honey?

494
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:51,554
Yes?

495
00:19:51,555 --> 00:19:53,556
I've come
to the conclusion

496
00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:55,390
I think we should
name it bill. Change.

497
00:19:55,391 --> 00:19:57,358
I think we should
name it drew. Change.

498
00:19:57,359 --> 00:20:00,494
I think
we should name it c-3po.

499
00:20:00,495 --> 00:20:03,463
We don't have time
for this now.

500
00:20:03,464 --> 00:20:06,866
You got to lie down
so we can birth this baby.

501
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,634
What do you want me
to do?

502
00:20:08,635 --> 00:20:11,302
Well, since you brought me the
pizza, put on those scrubs. Change.

503
00:20:11,303 --> 00:20:13,570
Uh, dress in that hula skirt
and keep me entertained.

504
00:20:13,571 --> 00:20:15,105
Change.

505
00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:17,741
Shave your head
in the mirror.

506
00:20:17,742 --> 00:20:21,210
Oh, the head!

507
00:20:21,211 --> 00:20:23,512
Oh, yeah, right.
Hello, fella.

508
00:20:24,981 --> 00:20:26,081
Here it comes!

509
00:20:26,082 --> 00:20:27,849
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

510
00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,083
Change.

511
00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:33,320
♪ oklahoma ♪

512
00:20:33,321 --> 00:20:34,855
That's normal.

513
00:20:34,856 --> 00:20:36,956
Oh.

514
00:20:36,957 --> 00:20:38,557
Snip.

515
00:20:38,558 --> 00:20:39,792
Change.

516
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,793
[ growls ]

517
00:20:45,998 --> 00:20:48,566
[ buzzer ]

518
00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:49,901
Thank you very much,
everybody.

519
00:20:49,902 --> 00:20:51,102
We'll be right back with more
"whose line" right after this.

520
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,755
tonight we're going
To have colin and brad

521
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,189
Read the credits for you.

522
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,257
Brad and colin, I want you
to read the credits

523
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:02,259
As standup comics
at an open mike night

524
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,860
In front
of a hostile crowd.

525
00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:05,629
Thanks for watching,
everybody.

526
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,163
We'll see you next time.
Good night.

527
00:21:07,164 --> 00:21:10,432
I got to tell you, there's
nothing like a dan patterson,

528
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,668
Except for a mark leveson.

529
00:21:12,669 --> 00:21:13,802
Jimmy mulville...

530
00:21:13,803 --> 00:21:16,537
He's so crazy,
he asked for a bite, he...

531
00:21:16,538 --> 00:21:17,905
I'll give you a tom park.

532
00:21:17,906 --> 00:21:19,573
You suck!

533
00:21:19,574 --> 00:21:20,874
You suck!

534
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,542
I-I believe
it was bruce ryan that...

535
00:21:22,543 --> 00:21:23,777
Hey, you suck!

536
00:21:23,778 --> 00:21:25,645
I don't bother you
at your job at ron west,

537
00:21:25,646 --> 00:21:26,846
If you know
what I'm talking about.

538
00:21:26,847 --> 00:21:28,714
Get out of here!

539
00:21:28,715 --> 00:21:29,181
You suck!

540
00:21:29,182 --> 00:21:30,382
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