1 00:00:02,708 --> 00:00:05,143 To "whose line is it anyway?" on tonight's show 2 00:00:05,144 --> 00:00:08,646 Call me for late-night relaxation wayne brady. 3 00:00:08,647 --> 00:00:11,416 I love to play chip esten. 4 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:14,252 Couples are my specialty colin mochrie. 5 00:00:14,253 --> 00:00:17,855 And you get what you pay for ryan stiles. 6 00:00:17,856 --> 00:00:20,091 Hey, I'm your host drew carey. 7 00:00:20,092 --> 00:00:22,593 Come on down. Let's have some fun. 8 00:00:29,335 --> 00:00:32,103 Thank you very much. Welcome to "whose line is it anyway?" 9 00:00:32,104 --> 00:00:34,739 Where everything is made up and the points don't matter. 10 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:37,175 That's right, the points are like a lutheran deli. 11 00:00:40,279 --> 00:00:42,613 Let's start the show with a game called "let's make a date." 12 00:00:42,614 --> 00:00:44,082 This is for all four performers. 13 00:00:44,083 --> 00:00:45,450 Ryan, colin, and wayne 14 00:00:45,451 --> 00:00:47,652 Are going to be contestants on a dating-type show 15 00:00:47,653 --> 00:00:50,054 Hoping to be picked by chip, but we've given them each 16 00:00:50,055 --> 00:00:51,189 A strange characteristic or identity. 17 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:52,790 It's on these cards here. 18 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:54,792 They've never seen the cards before. 19 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,894 So when you're ready, chip, start questioning them, 20 00:00:56,895 --> 00:00:58,129 And guess who they are at the end of the game. 21 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:00,598 hello, bachelors. 22 00:01:00,599 --> 00:01:02,133 Bachelor number one, 23 00:01:02,134 --> 00:01:04,635 Complete this poem. Roses are 24 00:01:04,636 --> 00:01:07,638 hello, hello, hello, hello, hello 25 00:01:07,639 --> 00:01:10,808 Well, hello, hello. 26 00:01:14,313 --> 00:01:16,180 Roses are red, violets are not. 27 00:01:16,181 --> 00:01:18,349 Complete it. 28 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:19,984 Hey, girl, I'm going to speak first. 29 00:01:19,985 --> 00:01:21,486 No, I want to speak. Shut up, joey. 30 00:01:21,487 --> 00:01:23,821 No, look 31 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:25,723 Seeing as how I'm the cutest one of the bunch, 32 00:01:25,724 --> 00:01:28,459 I just wanted to complete it like this. 33 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:30,628 because I know I'm so young 34 00:01:30,629 --> 00:01:33,030 no matter what you think 35 00:01:33,031 --> 00:01:35,333 I think you're pretty 36 00:01:35,334 --> 00:01:37,168 Yeah. 37 00:01:37,169 --> 00:01:40,371 Oh. 38 00:01:40,372 --> 00:01:45,042 Bachelor number one, you are yummy, okay? 39 00:01:45,043 --> 00:01:47,178 Bachelor number two, if I was a drink, 40 00:01:47,179 --> 00:01:48,780 I believe I would be a margarita 41 00:01:48,781 --> 00:01:53,017 Because I am tall and salty and I... 42 00:01:53,018 --> 00:01:56,220 Always have tequila in me. 43 00:01:56,221 --> 00:01:59,157 What kind of drink would you be and why? 44 00:02:09,501 --> 00:02:11,469 I'm sorry, it's really hard talking to you. 45 00:02:11,470 --> 00:02:13,604 Your face looks like a collapsed lung. 46 00:02:13,605 --> 00:02:18,309 Hey, nice shirt. Who shot the sofa? 47 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:21,245 Hey, did your head come with those ears? 48 00:02:21,246 --> 00:02:22,513 You know, I kid, 49 00:02:22,514 --> 00:02:24,415 But we're all brothers underneath. 50 00:02:24,416 --> 00:02:25,750 Right on. 51 00:02:27,986 --> 00:02:30,188 He was talking to you. He was talking to you. 52 00:02:43,602 --> 00:02:45,036 Bachelor number two, 53 00:02:45,037 --> 00:02:47,438 Save some of that for me, okay? All right. 54 00:02:47,439 --> 00:02:48,973 You hockey puck. 55 00:02:48,974 --> 00:02:50,875 Bachelor number three, 56 00:02:50,876 --> 00:02:52,944 I believe that truth is overrated. 57 00:02:52,945 --> 00:02:55,513 When I'm at midnight and wearing a negligee, 58 00:02:55,514 --> 00:02:57,548 I want my man to lie. 59 00:02:59,351 --> 00:03:02,220 Tell me, bachelor, what is your favorite lie? 60 00:03:02,221 --> 00:03:04,288 My favorite lie... 61 00:03:12,464 --> 00:03:13,664 My favorite lie 62 00:03:13,665 --> 00:03:15,533 Was telling someone I'm pregnant 63 00:03:15,534 --> 00:03:17,235 When I'm really not. 64 00:03:19,838 --> 00:03:21,839 What are you doing here? Don't look at me. 65 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,641 Don't look at me. You shouldn't be here. 66 00:03:23,642 --> 00:03:26,444 Believe me, I wish I wasn't looking at you. 67 00:03:26,445 --> 00:03:28,813 You see what I mean? 68 00:03:28,814 --> 00:03:30,114 I'm not saying you're ugly, 69 00:03:30,115 --> 00:03:31,782 But I've seen better-looking faces 70 00:03:31,783 --> 00:03:34,385 On the bottom of a shoe. 71 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:37,188 Makes sucking sounds ] 72 00:03:37,189 --> 00:03:39,156 You're not my type. 73 00:03:43,762 --> 00:03:45,997 Bachelor number one, 74 00:03:45,998 --> 00:03:48,833 If you were a dog, what kind of dog would you be? 75 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:51,302 Well, I don't know, girl, it all depends. 76 00:03:51,303 --> 00:03:52,904 Let me speak. Shut up, lance. 77 00:03:52,905 --> 00:03:54,772 But I'm the bass. I'm supposed to 78 00:03:54,773 --> 00:03:56,941 Shut up. You shut up. I'll kick your 79 00:03:58,610 --> 00:03:59,610 Don't make 80 00:03:59,611 --> 00:04:01,445 I'll beat you. I'll kill you. 81 00:04:01,446 --> 00:04:04,482 Bye, bye, bye. Hey, quit 82 00:04:04,483 --> 00:04:06,350 Hey, man. 83 00:04:08,554 --> 00:04:11,489 Thank you, girl. 84 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:14,892 Wow. 85 00:04:14,893 --> 00:04:17,795 Bachelor number two, 86 00:04:17,796 --> 00:04:19,163 Let me ask you this 87 00:04:19,164 --> 00:04:21,566 My favorite celebrity of all is drew carey. 88 00:04:21,567 --> 00:04:23,501 If you ran into drew carey, 89 00:04:23,502 --> 00:04:26,571 What sort of things would you say to him? 90 00:04:32,244 --> 00:04:34,712 Drew carey happens to be my very best friend, 91 00:04:34,713 --> 00:04:36,180 So I don't 92 00:04:36,181 --> 00:04:38,549 I knew I couldn't say that with a straight face. 93 00:04:38,550 --> 00:04:41,319 And by the way, it's not really singing. 94 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,922 You know... 95 00:04:44,923 --> 00:04:46,123 I 96 00:04:51,797 --> 00:04:53,598 For god's sakes, build up or something. 97 00:04:53,599 --> 00:04:56,300 It's like feeding off a sparrow. 98 00:05:00,005 --> 00:05:02,540 Bachelor number three, I've got olympic fever. 99 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:04,909 If you could make up a new sport for the olympics, 100 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:06,243 What would it be, hmm? 101 00:05:06,244 --> 00:05:07,912 I think it would probably be 102 00:05:07,913 --> 00:05:12,049 The 100-yard husband/shotgun relay. 103 00:05:16,722 --> 00:05:18,856 Don't ever touch me again! 104 00:05:18,857 --> 00:05:23,127 That reminds me, I got to buy some chicken legs. 105 00:05:23,128 --> 00:05:24,328 Ting! 106 00:05:25,130 --> 00:05:26,631 Okay. 107 00:05:30,702 --> 00:05:32,703 God bless you, colin mochrie. 108 00:05:32,704 --> 00:05:35,740 Can you guess who they are, you traitor, you lousy 109 00:05:35,741 --> 00:05:38,809 Bachelor number one is a boy band. 110 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:40,845 Yeah. A specific one? 111 00:05:40,846 --> 00:05:42,613 Um, 'n sync? 112 00:05:42,614 --> 00:05:43,814 Yeah, how'd you guess? 113 00:05:46,318 --> 00:05:47,685 'n sync fighting amongst themselves. 114 00:05:47,686 --> 00:05:49,353 Bachelor number three is 115 00:05:49,354 --> 00:05:51,389 Two. 116 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:53,758 Don rickles as a thoracic surgeon. 117 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:55,259 So close. 118 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:58,996 He is a type of comic that don rickles is... 119 00:05:58,997 --> 00:06:02,667 He is an insult comic who's also a doctor. 120 00:06:02,668 --> 00:06:04,168 No, it's nothing to do with doctors. 121 00:06:04,169 --> 00:06:05,670 He's some kind of thing you get when you go into the swamp, 122 00:06:05,671 --> 00:06:07,104 And you come out and you're covered with... 123 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,773 Oh, he's a mosquito insect/insult comic? 124 00:06:08,774 --> 00:06:10,041 No. Covered with... 125 00:06:10,042 --> 00:06:12,510 Leech! He's a leech. Yes, he's a leech. 126 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:17,581 Bachelor number three is an angry ex-wife? 127 00:06:17,582 --> 00:06:20,685 Whose wife is she? 128 00:06:20,686 --> 00:06:21,852 Oh. 129 00:06:21,853 --> 00:06:24,188 Oh, here we go. 130 00:06:24,189 --> 00:06:26,791 You know, the points don't matter. Do we ever say that? 131 00:06:26,792 --> 00:06:29,794 Oh, okay, fine. Is it darva conger? 132 00:06:29,795 --> 00:06:31,262 No. 133 00:06:31,263 --> 00:06:33,497 Might as well be. 134 00:06:37,736 --> 00:06:38,969 Husband... 135 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:41,038 I can't get it. 136 00:06:41,039 --> 00:06:43,074 Say it again. 137 00:06:45,177 --> 00:06:46,644 Colin's wife? 138 00:06:46,645 --> 00:06:48,079 Colin's wife! 139 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,280 Oh, my god. 140 00:06:58,724 --> 00:07:01,392 Yes, chip, this... 141 00:07:01,393 --> 00:07:03,728 Adolf hitler? Um... 142 00:07:03,729 --> 00:07:05,429 That's a jokey way of pointing to somebody. 143 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:07,331 We all learned that in junior high. Duh. 144 00:07:07,332 --> 00:07:09,934 Hint louder. "colin." 145 00:07:09,935 --> 00:07:11,402 Yeah. I did, actually, say his name, 146 00:07:11,403 --> 00:07:13,604 Although the other guy's going like this 147 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:15,606 And you still didn't get it. 148 00:07:15,607 --> 00:07:17,808 Let's go on to a game called "duet." 149 00:07:17,809 --> 00:07:20,511 This is for chip and wayne with laura hall and linda taylor. 150 00:07:22,447 --> 00:07:25,783 I'm going to go right here behind my desk. 151 00:07:25,784 --> 00:07:28,085 -And what's your name? -Anna. 152 00:07:28,086 --> 00:07:29,253 Anna, what do you do for a living? 153 00:07:29,254 --> 00:07:30,621 I'm a sign language interpreter. 154 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:32,556 Get out of here. I don't know what that is. 155 00:07:32,557 --> 00:07:36,327 Okay, come on down here. Say hi to wayne and chip. 156 00:07:36,328 --> 00:07:39,196 Walk right over there and have a seat on the stool. 157 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:40,297 Hey. 158 00:07:40,298 --> 00:07:41,632 Nice to meet you. 159 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:44,034 Anna here is a sign language interpreter, 160 00:07:44,035 --> 00:07:45,603 And she can do "the star-spangled banner" 161 00:07:45,604 --> 00:07:47,104 In 30 seconds. She's really good at it. 162 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:52,176 And you're going to sing a song to her 163 00:07:52,177 --> 00:07:53,644 Using her name and occupation, 164 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:56,147 And you're going to sing it as rod stewart and tina turner. 165 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:00,084 I'll be rod. 166 00:08:00,085 --> 00:08:02,586 Stay right there. 167 00:08:02,587 --> 00:08:06,457 ah 168 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:07,958 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 169 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:10,795 ooh, yeah 170 00:08:10,796 --> 00:08:12,196 well 171 00:08:12,197 --> 00:08:14,732 ah 172 00:08:14,733 --> 00:08:18,369 anna's husband is a lucky fella 173 00:08:18,370 --> 00:08:22,039 she'll teach you to talk like you teach helen keller 174 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,442 understand what I'm telling you 175 00:08:25,443 --> 00:08:28,512 she can sign, that's what she'll do 176 00:08:28,513 --> 00:08:32,449 well, anna was doing so great, she's the best 177 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:35,586 signed so fast that she sprained her wrist 178 00:08:35,587 --> 00:08:39,156 she's always doing signs to me 179 00:08:39,157 --> 00:08:43,027 especially that one you can't do on tv 180 00:08:43,028 --> 00:08:44,028 she's anna 181 00:08:44,029 --> 00:08:45,196 anna 182 00:08:45,197 --> 00:08:47,131 anna, she's anna 183 00:08:47,132 --> 00:08:49,300 and time for time 184 00:08:49,301 --> 00:08:50,301 well, she's anna 185 00:08:50,302 --> 00:08:51,402 anna 186 00:08:51,403 --> 00:08:53,270 come on, anna, just 187 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:56,440 just, just, just, just sign 188 00:08:56,441 --> 00:08:58,042 now, anna does the sign language 189 00:08:58,043 --> 00:08:59,376 I don't understand 190 00:08:59,377 --> 00:09:03,347 and part-time, she causes planes to land 191 00:09:03,348 --> 00:09:05,416 let me tell you something 192 00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:06,650 man, that's what she do 193 00:09:06,651 --> 00:09:09,787 rod, anna wants to sign something to you 194 00:09:09,788 --> 00:09:10,821 Go ahead and sign, girl. 195 00:09:10,822 --> 00:09:13,657 sign it, oh, yeah 196 00:09:13,658 --> 00:09:16,160 if you want to sign it 197 00:09:16,161 --> 00:09:18,662 she's anna 198 00:09:18,663 --> 00:09:22,633 I don't understand her 199 00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:23,634 no, no, no 200 00:09:23,635 --> 00:09:24,768 I don't understand her 201 00:09:24,769 --> 00:09:27,271 don't understand 'cause she 202 00:09:27,272 --> 00:09:30,040 she likes to talk with her hands 203 00:09:30,041 --> 00:09:31,876 ooh, yeah, yeah 204 00:09:31,877 --> 00:09:33,777 anna anna 205 00:09:33,778 --> 00:09:36,380 she's anna 206 00:09:36,381 --> 00:09:41,619 the interpreter 207 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,589 Thank you, anna. 208 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:47,958 Thank you very much. Why don't you come back here? 209 00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:52,029 That's very nice. That was great. 210 00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:56,267 Hey, nice job, guys. 211 00:09:56,268 --> 00:09:58,035 Whoo! 212 00:09:58,036 --> 00:09:59,703 Hey, anna, let me ask you a quick question 213 00:09:59,704 --> 00:10:01,438 How do you sign "more, baby, more"? 214 00:10:01,439 --> 00:10:05,175 'cause my neighbors have been complaining about the noise. 215 00:10:07,245 --> 00:10:09,013 Aah, just kidding. 216 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:14,585 We'll be right back with more "whose line is it anyway?" 217 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:16,020 Don't go anywhere. 218 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:23,098 Welcome back to "whose line is it anyway?" 219 00:10:23,099 --> 00:10:24,433 Welcome back. 220 00:10:26,035 --> 00:10:27,803 You know, I was just reading my newspaper during the break, 221 00:10:27,804 --> 00:10:29,438 And guess what I read. I read that one of the people 222 00:10:29,439 --> 00:10:30,772 On "big brother," after they got voted off, 223 00:10:30,773 --> 00:10:33,008 They said the show made her miserable. 224 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:34,943 Join the club. 225 00:10:36,446 --> 00:10:39,848 Let's go on to a game called "scene to rap." 226 00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:41,917 This is for wayne and chip with ryan and colin 227 00:10:41,918 --> 00:10:43,919 And laura hall and linda taylor. 228 00:10:49,058 --> 00:10:50,625 Oh, okay. 229 00:10:50,626 --> 00:10:51,960 Over in this front row over here, 230 00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:53,662 Give me the name of your favorite horror movie. 231 00:10:53,663 --> 00:10:54,696 "psycho." "dracula." 232 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,731 "henry." 233 00:10:55,732 --> 00:10:57,065 "dracula." "dracula." 234 00:10:57,066 --> 00:10:59,534 I'm henry the killer, I am 235 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:02,804 So go ahead. It's the "dracula" rap/horror movie thing 236 00:11:02,805 --> 00:11:04,606 With the help of laura hall and linda taylor, 237 00:11:04,607 --> 00:11:06,641 And these guys are going to join later. Take it away. 238 00:11:08,778 --> 00:11:10,846 I'm a doctor, I'm looking downstairs 239 00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:12,714 and I wonder what's inside that right there 240 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:13,882 I'll open it up 241 00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:15,117 it's dark, thank god 242 00:11:15,118 --> 00:11:17,352 oh, my goodness, it's, uh, vlad 243 00:11:19,789 --> 00:11:21,523 Oh, yeah. 244 00:11:21,524 --> 00:11:23,725 thought you were bad, but you's a dud 245 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,894 I say to you, what's up, blood? 246 00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:28,029 bla-bla-bla-bla 247 00:11:28,030 --> 00:11:29,631 bla-bla-bla-bla 248 00:11:29,632 --> 00:11:32,367 now walk in, your heart I'll break 249 00:11:32,368 --> 00:11:34,336 understand I broke your stake 250 00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:36,571 you can't do me, can't do your things 251 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,407 a big, bad brother with two big fangs 252 00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:40,575 don't suck my blood 'cause I've got asthma 253 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:43,044 you don't want this old crummy-breathing plasma 254 00:11:43,045 --> 00:11:44,579 oh, yeah, mm 255 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,148 help, help, help me out if you can 256 00:11:46,149 --> 00:11:49,151 I dropped by to say hi 257 00:11:49,152 --> 00:11:51,052 I was hoping he'd suck me dry 258 00:11:51,053 --> 00:11:52,921 don't worry, the blood won't go lost 259 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:55,357 I'm here from the red cross 260 00:11:55,358 --> 00:11:56,391 just suck 261 00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:57,726 suck away, blood 262 00:11:57,727 --> 00:12:00,061 just suck 263 00:12:00,062 --> 00:12:01,363 yo, yo suck away, blood 264 00:12:01,364 --> 00:12:03,832 yo, yo, yo 265 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:09,204 I came here right on the double 266 00:12:09,205 --> 00:12:12,107 I hear you got some vampire trouble 267 00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:13,675 well, I got something, I got a stake 268 00:12:13,676 --> 00:12:16,178 oh, it's a t-bone, my mistake 269 00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:20,382 don't mean to be mean, don't mean to be catty 270 00:12:20,383 --> 00:12:21,883 but put that away, 'cause he's driving me batty 271 00:12:21,884 --> 00:12:24,553 I don't know what to say, don't know who to thank 272 00:12:24,554 --> 00:12:26,054 don't get me, go to the blood bank 273 00:12:26,055 --> 00:12:28,089 understand this, man, it's gonna be fun 274 00:12:28,090 --> 00:12:30,292 I'm gonna suck you like a big capri-sun 275 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,594 better come back and I'll get some 276 00:12:32,595 --> 00:12:34,663 oh, my goodness, it's the sun 277 00:12:36,499 --> 00:12:39,034 to ashes, to ashes 278 00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:40,802 to ashes, to ashes 279 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,170 ha ha 280 00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:44,873 Word. 281 00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:56,518 Man, I love that game just to hear colin rap. 282 00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:01,256 You know what we've made you on this show? 283 00:13:01,257 --> 00:13:03,692 The most famous canadian rapper. 284 00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:07,596 There's lorne greene. 285 00:13:07,597 --> 00:13:10,832 ringo, yo 286 00:13:12,301 --> 00:13:13,635 "ringo, yo." 287 00:13:13,636 --> 00:13:15,070 Now let's go on 288 00:13:15,071 --> 00:13:17,606 To a favorite game here at "whose line is it anyway?" 289 00:13:17,607 --> 00:13:19,274 "party quirks." 290 00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:21,276 Chip is going to be hosting a party. 291 00:13:21,277 --> 00:13:23,945 Wayne, colin, and ryan come on down here, chip. 292 00:13:23,946 --> 00:13:25,480 Wayne, colin, and ryan are going to be the guests. 293 00:13:25,481 --> 00:13:27,549 We've given each of them a strange quirk or identity, 294 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,284 And chip has to guess who they are. 295 00:13:29,285 --> 00:13:30,452 Why don't you guys come over here? 296 00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:31,887 I'll ring you in one at a time with the doorbell, 297 00:13:31,888 --> 00:13:33,388 And whenever you're ready there, chip, start the party. 298 00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:36,291 Come on in. 299 00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:37,325 Hey, dude! 300 00:13:37,326 --> 00:13:38,326 What's up? 301 00:13:38,327 --> 00:13:39,928 Whoo! All right! 302 00:13:39,929 --> 00:13:41,763 Wow, thanks, bro. 303 00:13:41,764 --> 00:13:42,964 Whoo! 304 00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:45,133 Man, I can 305 00:13:45,134 --> 00:13:46,668 Shut up, man. I'll kill you. 306 00:13:46,669 --> 00:13:48,036 I'm so sorry. 307 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:55,544 Good party. 308 00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:57,879 Hey, come on in. 309 00:14:06,756 --> 00:14:10,125 Would you like some chips or some soda, or are you 310 00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:14,262 Is that a barbecue chip? 311 00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:16,531 Funny you see a barbecue chip here. 312 00:14:16,532 --> 00:14:19,768 All the others are just... Ripple. 313 00:14:24,106 --> 00:14:25,907 Okay. Enjoy that. 314 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,877 Ooh, hey, hello. 315 00:14:28,878 --> 00:14:31,813 Come on in. 316 00:14:31,814 --> 00:14:34,215 I was wondering when you'd get here. 317 00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:50,799 Can I get you anything else? 318 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,334 Dude, I'm really sorry about that. 319 00:14:52,335 --> 00:14:54,336 Omega tau hey, you, you sit up! 320 00:14:54,337 --> 00:14:55,971 Hey, you hot! Unh. 321 00:14:58,474 --> 00:14:59,708 A feather duster. 322 00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:01,309 Yeah, it's a feather duster. I was going to 323 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:04,446 A feather duster made by a norwegian. 324 00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:07,482 It's all starting to... Make sense. 325 00:15:16,192 --> 00:15:18,226 No, it's not. 326 00:15:25,201 --> 00:15:28,169 Uh, we have some seed if you care for, uh... 327 00:15:30,206 --> 00:15:31,873 Ow. 328 00:15:31,874 --> 00:15:34,209 Shut up, you unh. 329 00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:38,279 You get out of here because you're a frat boy 330 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,814 That gets drunk real quick. 331 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:59,634 You know, this banana 332 00:15:59,635 --> 00:16:02,604 Is not very ripe. 333 00:16:02,605 --> 00:16:05,874 With the right amount of force, it could impale a man's hear 334 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,444 Hey! 335 00:16:09,445 --> 00:16:12,814 You stand right there while I call him a bird. 336 00:16:12,815 --> 00:16:14,215 Yeah... 337 00:16:14,216 --> 00:16:16,918 A bird wit a blind bird. 338 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,088 That's close enough. 339 00:16:20,089 --> 00:16:22,257 He keeps mistaking the cameras for open windows. 340 00:16:22,258 --> 00:16:23,291 Okay. 341 00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,859 All right. 342 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,395 What we have here is a pickle, 343 00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:30,598 A piece of thread, a don ho album. 344 00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:32,033 You're macgyver. 345 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,134 No. 346 00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:34,502 Hold on. 347 00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:36,271 Fine. 348 00:16:36,272 --> 00:16:38,139 You're an overly dramatic private investigator 349 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,375 Finding ridiculous clues. 350 00:16:42,578 --> 00:16:45,714 How'd you know? How'd you know? 351 00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:47,549 Or something like that. 352 00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:49,117 Good job. 353 00:16:49,118 --> 00:16:53,455 Well, 280 electoral points to my good buddy ryan stiles 354 00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:56,357 For that one. 355 00:16:56,358 --> 00:16:59,861 Electoral points I thought that was kind of clever. 356 00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,496 Oh, well. 357 00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:02,697 Ha ha ha ha! 358 00:17:02,698 --> 00:17:04,265 Now, what I need from the audience 359 00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:07,202 For this next game is, uh, tell me your name. 360 00:17:07,203 --> 00:17:08,803 The woman here. What? 361 00:17:08,804 --> 00:17:09,904 Cheryl. 362 00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,306 Cheryl. Okay, we're going to use 363 00:17:11,307 --> 00:17:12,540 The woman's name cheryl. 364 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:13,842 That's the name we're going to use. 365 00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:15,643 And, uh, give me a name of a hobby you like. 366 00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:17,245 Knitting. 367 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,513 Knitting. 368 00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:20,582 Now, this game is called "doo-wop." 369 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,517 It's for wayne, chip, and ryan. 370 00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:25,620 Uh, you're going to be singing as a '50s doo-wop group 371 00:17:25,621 --> 00:17:28,089 With the help of laura hall, linda taylor. 372 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,659 Wayne, chip, and ryan. 373 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:34,863 And you're going to be singing a song about cheryl 374 00:17:34,864 --> 00:17:38,867 Who died tragically in a freak knitting accident. 375 00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:41,069 Take it away whenever you're ready. 376 00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:43,738 Doo-wop song cheryl died in a tragic knitting accident. 377 00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:45,707 ooh ooh 378 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:48,243 buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-de-buh-de-buh, bo 379 00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:50,411 ooh 380 00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:51,780 bi-bi-bi-de-bo 381 00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:54,482 now let me tell you a little yarn 382 00:17:54,483 --> 00:17:56,618 about a girl named cheryl 383 00:17:56,619 --> 00:17:58,953 she's gone, oh, darn 384 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:02,624 she left my life, I don't know what to do 385 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,794 knit one or maybe purl two 386 00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:10,165 I feel kind of guilty 'cause I'm her man 387 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:14,369 and she was makin' me a big afghan 388 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:17,172 she knitted so fast and smart 389 00:18:17,173 --> 00:18:19,474 that she got a needle in the heart 390 00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:22,410 bass man 391 00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:26,581 oh, baby, I have to go 392 00:18:26,582 --> 00:18:28,049 'cause I don't love you 393 00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:30,084 don't love you so 394 00:18:30,085 --> 00:18:33,288 now is the time we have to part 395 00:18:33,289 --> 00:18:37,292 she took that knitting needle and stabbed me in the heart 396 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:38,393 whoo 397 00:18:38,394 --> 00:18:41,663 oh, cheryl, why did she go? 398 00:18:41,664 --> 00:18:45,934 poor cheryl can't knit no more 399 00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:47,502 poor cheryl 400 00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:50,538 maybe she's knitting in the sky 401 00:18:50,539 --> 00:18:52,707 oh, oh, oh 402 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,909 maybe in heaven 403 00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:56,878 I'll see her someday 404 00:18:56,879 --> 00:19:00,682 she'll just weep and save crochet 405 00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:02,417 because carol 406 00:19:02,418 --> 00:19:07,956 she died when she was knitting 407 00:19:07,957 --> 00:19:11,226 ooh ooh ooh 408 00:19:11,227 --> 00:19:13,461 We love you, carol cheryl. 409 00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:16,931 We'll be right back with more "whose line" right after this. 410 00:19:16,932 --> 00:19:18,199 Don't go away! 411 00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:21,420 welcome back to "whose line is it anyway?" 412 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,888 Tonight's winner colin mochrie. 413 00:19:22,889 --> 00:19:24,256 Colin's the winner! 414 00:19:24,257 --> 00:19:26,558 Colin mochrie is the big winner tonight. 415 00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:29,094 And the rest of us are going to do a game called "props." 416 00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:30,829 Let's have the props for me and ryan. 417 00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,297 Thank you very much. 418 00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:33,999 Thank you very much. 419 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,068 That's those guys' props over there. 420 00:19:36,069 --> 00:19:37,869 We'll have to go back and forth 421 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:40,005 And think of as many things as we can with these props 422 00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:42,274 Starting with wayne and chip. 423 00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:44,776 Try these mixed nuts. 424 00:19:44,777 --> 00:19:46,578 Aah! 425 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,880 Wah, wah, wah! 426 00:19:48,881 --> 00:19:50,549 Who's mama's boy? Who's mama's boy? 427 00:19:51,851 --> 00:19:54,086 Sarge, tell me I'm going to be okay. 428 00:19:55,488 --> 00:19:58,724 I'm tellin' you, rock, you're a contender! 429 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:03,195 Jonny, I can't seem to find bandit anywhere. 430 00:20:06,132 --> 00:20:09,000 Today we bury bonko the clown. 431 00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:12,938 Where's the other angel? 432 00:20:12,939 --> 00:20:14,239 I don't know! 433 00:20:16,876 --> 00:20:19,845 Honey, can you pop this for me? 434 00:20:21,414 --> 00:20:23,815 So, I told jenice, if she wanted to call me, 435 00:20:23,816 --> 00:20:25,217 Then she aah! 436 00:20:29,222 --> 00:20:30,422 Ow! 437 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:33,892 I pity the fool! 438 00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:35,527 I pity the fool that thinks he can step in the ring with me. 439 00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:39,631 He tried to get out the port hole, 440 00:20:39,632 --> 00:20:40,899 And his ass got stuck. 441 00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:47,572 We'll be right back with more "whose line" right after this. 442 00:20:47,573 --> 00:20:50,475 Don't go away! 443 00:20:54,027 --> 00:20:56,095 Welcome back to "whose line is it anyway?" 444 00:20:56,096 --> 00:20:57,963 Tonight, to read the credits for you, 445 00:20:57,964 --> 00:21:00,199 Are wayne, chip, and colin. 446 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,701 I want you to read the credits as three bird catchers 447 00:21:02,702 --> 00:21:04,403 Trying to catch ryan, who's a bird, 448 00:21:04,404 --> 00:21:08,307 Trapped in the studio. Take it away. 449 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:11,910 Oh, it's the yellow-breasted dan patterson, I see. 450 00:21:11,911 --> 00:21:14,079 There it is! It's very confused. 451 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,148 Is it jimmy mulville? Is it jimmy mulville? 452 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:19,148 www.addic7ed.com sinc by Gus