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To "whose line is it anyway?"
on tonight's show...
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The big man on campus...
wayne brady.
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Head of the class...
chip esten.
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Summa cum laude...
colin mochrie.
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And mr. Summer school himself...
ryan stiles!
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And I'm your host drew carey.
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Come on down.
Let's have some fun.
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Oh, man. Hi.
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Oh, man.
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Welcome
to "whose line is it anyway?"
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The show
where everything's made up
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And the points don't matter.
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That's right,
the points are like
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What the cast of "big brother"
is up to right now.
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You don't want to listen to me
yapping all night.
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Let's get on with the show.
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We'll start with a game
called "hollywood director."
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This is for all four of you.
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Ryan, wayne, and chip are going
to act out a film scene for us
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And colin is going to be
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Their temperamental
hollywood director.
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Here's your notes.
He's never seen these before.
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He has to give them notes that
we're going to give him here,
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And he's going to yell "cut"
every once in a while
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After they get started
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And tell them
how to make the scene better.
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The scene they're going
to act out is
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Ryan is
an incompetent waiter...
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Who spills something
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On temperamental
supermodel wayne.
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It's really amazing
how the producers
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Get to know the cast
throughout the season.
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Chip is her angry husband
who comes in to confront ryan.
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And colin's the director.
Take it away.
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Oh!
Aah!
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Oh.
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My dr-r-r-r-ress!
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I'm sorry.
That's pudding.
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That's going
to be hard to get out.
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You!
I'm so sorry.
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What's your name?
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Stop touching me!
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I only weigh 80 pounds.
It hurts.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry, baby.
I was at band practice.
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I got here
as soon as I could.
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Did you touch her?
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Oh, no, I... aah!
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I'm sorry.
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That's pleather, man.
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I am so sorry.
I am just...
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I-I feel so bad
about this.
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I should just quit.
I'm not much of a waiter.
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I'm incompetent.
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But you do have
a certain bone structure.
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You ought to be a model.
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Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
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If this was crap, you'd need
a ladder to get that high.
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My god!
You're horrible, horrible!
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Yeah, you suck, too.
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But think. Be the charac...
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You know what?
Maybe if we rip off something.
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Yes!
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Do it like "the exorcist."
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You're possessed,
you're the mother,
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And you're a priest.
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Action!
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You spilled cof...
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you spilled
coffee upon my body.
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You should have your head rammed
upside your insides.
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Be free!
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Domine sanctu derentium
e pluribus unum.
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you have to help me, please...
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aw, shut up.
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Cut, cut, cut!
That was scaring me.
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I wasn't sure
who I was.
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You were supposed to
be the mother.
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Nice puke, though.
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I was so sick at seeing
my daughter possessed.
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It's the most interesting
thing you've done all day.
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All right,
let's concentr...
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Needs a little bit
of movement.
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Little bit of movement,
you know?
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Movement.
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So why don't you do it
like you're doing it
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On an out-of-control
moving walkway?
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Action!
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Is she going...
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I...
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Honey...
I am so sorry.
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You are going
to be in some...
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Are you... I'm...
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I'm sorry. I didn't know
what I was doing. I'm sorry.
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Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
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Cut, cut, cut!
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It was a nice try,
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But it just wasn't
energetic enough.
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I was still playing
the mother.
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Yes, you were
still the mother.
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That was a nice choice.
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All right,
do it like rodeo riders.
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Action!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Whoo!
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What'd you do
to my woman?
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Oh, get off...
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Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
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My god!
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He's over 40!
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You okay?
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Uh-huh.
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All right.
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You know,
we don't have the insurance.
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All right.
I'm sorry.
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I know you're sorry.
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Do it this way...
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Do it like a porn movie filled
with exercise instructors.
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It's porn, so I can
lie down, right?
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Yes, you can. Action!
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Ah.
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Where's my...
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Where's my... oh!
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You've got stuff
all over me.
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I guess I've got
to take it off.
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Are you all right?
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I'm all right.
I'm okay.
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Hey, that disk
popped right back in.
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I broke ryan.
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"faster, faster,
you fool, you fool."
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That's quite a sensation
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When those vertebrae
rub against each other.
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No, that was
really hilarious, man.
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I'll give you 100 bucks
to do it again later on.
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But for now,
1,000 points apiece.
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Let's go on to a game called...
how's your back, really?
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Good.
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'cause I saw you go,
like...
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No, I was actually saying,
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"get the off!
Get the off!"
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I don't know
if we can air that or not,
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But that's
what I was saying.
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I wasn't sure
what he meant by that.
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Here I thought
you were yelling,
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"faster, faster,
you fool, you fool,"
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But I guess not.
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Okay, let's go on
with a game called "duet."
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This is for chip and wayne
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With the help of laura hall
and linda taylor.
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And I'll come
right over here.
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Ma'am, what's your name?
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Shauna.
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Shauna. What do you do
for a living, shauna?
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Exotic animal trainer
and handler.
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You're an exotic animal per...
come on down here, shauna.
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This is shauna.
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Sorry.
We apologize.
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Shauna says she's
an exotic animal handler.
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You're not just, like,
a stripper with a snake act?
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You really have...
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You're going to be singing
to shauna,
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The exotic animal handler
and trainer,
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And I want you to sing it
using speed metal
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Like metallica,
that kind of thing.
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Take it away
whenever you're ready.
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yeah
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yeah
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now, I know a little girl,
her name is shauna
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why don't you come
and handle my anaconda?
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I love her,
I'm glad to know her
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why don't you come
and train my boa?
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yeah
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yeah
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I know a shauna,
and if you wanna
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you can come
and handle my iguana
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shauna
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yeah
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yeah
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yeah, yeah, yeah
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because, you see,
I walk fast, don't have a limp
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you're so pretty,
you can train me
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I'm your chimp
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yeah
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you can train me to
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do some behavior
with you
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shauna
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shauna
shauna
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shauna
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Oh, no.
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Thank you, shauna.
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Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here.
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Come here. Come here.
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All right. We'll be right back
with more "whose line"
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Right after this.
Don't go away.
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The show
where everything's made up
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And the points don't matter.
Remember, folks,
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I just want to remind you
these folks are professionals.
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If you want
to try this at home,
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Don't send
your stupid videotapes to us.
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Let's get on with a game
called "song titles."
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This is for all four of you.
Chip and wayne...
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Are starting.
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They're moaning 'cause this is
a very difficult game to play,
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But it's a great party game
if you want to play it at home,
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If you ever have a party.
It's called "song titles."
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What happens is they have to
speak with each other
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And carry on a conversation,
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But they can only speak
in song titles.
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Has to be the title,
not a lyric.
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If I hear a lyric,
I'm going to buzz you out.
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And then the other person
takes over.
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And then the other person
takes their place...
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The scene is
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You're at a police station
on a busy Saturday night.
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Song titles only.
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Stop! In the name of love.
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I shot the sheriff.
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Guilty.
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Wanted dead or alive.
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There we go.
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Chains.
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Bad girl.
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Janie's got a gun.
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Really?
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Another Saturday night.
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Ah.
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Theme from "s.W.A.T."
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Oops!...I did it again.
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Love to love you, baby.
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Happiness is a warm gun.
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Cold as ice.
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Yippee-ay-oh!
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Oh...
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No way out.
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Dig a pony.
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Ah.
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Theme from "shaft."
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Jailhouse rock.
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Oh!
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Rock of ages.
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And she stoned me.
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Thriller.
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Bad.
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Beat it.
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Hello.
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Bye bye bye.
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I am the walrus.
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Mrs. Jones.
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It's "me and mrs. Jones."
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Okay, well, it's us, then.
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What's new, pussycat?
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When you wish upon a star.
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blue suede shoes.
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Nice pants.
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"nice pants."
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well, uh-huh,
nice pants
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nice pants,
nice pants
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nice pants,
nice pants
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corduroy,
nice pants, nice pants
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nice pants
nice pants
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"nice pants."
1,000 points for that one.
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That was really funny.
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Let's go on to a game...
oh, my god, I love this game.
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"scenes from a hat."
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What we've done is,
before every show,
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We ask the audience
to write down suggestions
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For different scenes they'd like
to see our performers act out.
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We put the good ones
in this hat
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And see how many
they can do here.
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I'll pull them out of the hat
at random, starting with...
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Ha ha ha.
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"times when you'd like
to say,
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'let's see that again
in slow motion.'"
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All right.
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"bad times
to ask her for sex."
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You were fantastic.
You really were.
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Say, would you like
to have sex?
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I'm awfully sorry about
your loss, sister jenkins.
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All righty.
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"bad names
for perfume."
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I call it...
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"like ass."
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You know you'll get lucky
when you're wearing eau de pork.
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Nice pants...
the smell of corduroy.
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All right.
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Uh, "what your dogs think
and do
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When you leave them
alone in the house."
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Okay, 2's are wild.
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"unusual cases for the fbi."
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So you're saying
that the, uh...
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Cat and the fiddle
ran away together?
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I'm telling you.
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all right.
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So your pizza took
longer than 30 minutes
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And they didn't
get it right?
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Yeah... no.
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"world's worst catch phrases."
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"world's worst catch phrases."
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Ni-I-ice pants!
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"if people broke into song
in real life."
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where did
all the toilet paper go?
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How you doing?
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Hey...
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nice pants
nice pants
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nice pants
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look at those ni...
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who did it?
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who did it?
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not me,
must have been him
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guilty as charged
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All righty.
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"difficult que..."
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"difficult questions
for mommy to answer."
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Go ahead.
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Go ahead.
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No, let's see it.
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Mommy,
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How come no one
looks like me on "friends"?
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I said
"difficult questions."
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Mommy, how come no one
looks like me on "friends"?
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If you were paying attention,
I said "difficult questions."
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There's nobody bald...
all right.
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I'm adorable.
Yes, you are.
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All right,
we'll be right back,
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Find out who the winner is.
Don't go away.
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Tonight's winner... wayne brady.
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But that's okay,
'cause the rest of us
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Are going to do our favorite
game in the whole wide world...
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"hoedown"! Yeah!
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"hoedown," with laura hall
on the piano. Laura hall!
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What I need from the audience
is a suggestion
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Of something
you want to keep secret.
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Your mother is a drunk.
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Sounds great.
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The drunk mother hoedown,
with laura hall on the piano.
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The drunk mother hoedown.
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Yee-ha!
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well, I knew colin's mother,
yes, I must tell the truth
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when she was nursing colin,
her milk was 90 proof
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she wanted to kick the habit,
she didn't know what to do
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but if your baby
looked like that
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then you'd be drinking, too
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Wow!
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let me tell you something
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that happened just to me
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my mama started drinking
when I was just 3
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now I shouldn't
let this secret slip
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but my mama started drinking
when she married chip
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my mother drinks a lot,
I know that isn't strange
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but her behavior
gets really strange
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she acts as though
she's from somewhere else
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maybe like venus
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oh, by the way,
chip has a little penis
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oh, boy, this hoedown,
it's taking mighty long
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I am so sick
of this bloody song
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wayne sits there
and he gets to rest
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his penis is large, that's why
he's behind the desk
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he's behind the desk
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Yes!
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We'll be right back with more
"whose line" right after this.
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Don't go away.
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